Cock

transgenderism

I'm waking up
to prostate dust

#selfie

they're sending my ass to girlfail university

Call me an osha violation the way i need a proper railing

when alligators do their signature death roll thing its actually a sign of deep repressed trauma and/or ADHD

nature is so beautiful

scientists have just discovered that a species of naked mole-rats have evolved into dwarves

big day coming up for people who like dinner

when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once

(harkles my throat(the

Uhmmmm who said this.......LOL!

Cock

[into walkie talkie] I’m not immature, you’re immature. Over

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

our car broke down on a long trip and stranded us. its going to cost a lot to tow home for 100km, let alone for repairs

a tow and a ride home will be £250, any donations help pay it off, and anything past that will help with the repairs. thank you 🩶

paypal.me/madhopz

utena and anthy

Dare you explore the haunted halls and violent vistas of "my bedroom"

changed my tag to match with what i have on discord

Like come on. Why does the algorithm think I want to follow a fucking US army vet. I didn't think I'd ever say this but Tumblr's suggested accounts feature is genuinely way better in this regard

I need more people to follow on here but my discover page is like genuinely impressively shitty

theyre saying joker 3 is going to be about a young wtitch in the alps looking for her neighbours lost cat. im not sure how to reconcile theser umours but theyre from reliable sources

one of the small beauties of this site rn is that with how few people i follow and how slow my dash moves as a result every time i've opened this site today i've been greeted with the same woman's breasts displayed at the top of the page. and like i kinda wish they wouldn't go away honestly?

think i accidentally fumbled a sugar daddy that contacted me on tumblr earlier fuck my life like actually fuck my stupid baka life. he hasnt messaged me in hours. papa i really fucking want that 900$/week allowance come back to me.

what if in the future they build a hyperintelligant ai that tortures everyone who didnt Retweet my Posts. really makes you think

They took my fucking silly juice