Okay but Baal’s outfits are really cute…very interested in learning more!

Ooh, a sweet release from this cursed mortal coil?

I’m going to be very vulnerable. I like prompt posts! I think they are fun and it’s nice to learn about you all!

General humpday mood

Can you be ageist if you’re *~*ageless*~*? Asking for me

As a small bald, I have always assumed it was the result of past-life indiscretions.

Happy Earth Day! I love this beautiful, flat planet 🌍🧡

And you DO!

Meghan McCain & @MeghanMcCain X.com Fuck right off. Ryan Grim & @ryangrim • 3h It's amazing that Trump can trash Meghan McCain's dad for years but all it takes to win her over is a war on Iran. Truly her father's daughter. He'd be genuinely proud.

Genuine lol

This man sounds like he chugged a barrel of gasoline and then swallowed a lit match

Who needs utility when you can have whimsy?

I know this isn’t an original thought but what a bunch of vapid schmucks. Truly who cares what people are wearing? Pay air traffic controllers a reasonable salary with good schedules!

Just learned that RHOC is going to Japan on their cast trip. Vicki Gunvalson should not be able to leave Southern California

Sometimes Bluesky feels like shouting into the void and that’s beautiful

don’t skip! post you in another country

Portugal, Tanzania, and a throwback to Uzbekistan

Do you hear the people sing? Because, hunni, it is Les Mis outside 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Launch us into the sun puhleaseeee

I think we could all use a lot less coding and a lot more napping and listening to the raindrops on the window sill

Lmao it’s lightly drizzling in Berkeley and the lights just flickered…come onnnnn Bay Area susceptibility to rain…I wanna go homeeeee

Ohhhh, Teresa’s husband!

Was joking around with a man yesterday that he really could pick me up and toss me around…and then he did and I think I fucked up my neck 🫠🫠🫠

Thinking about how in high school, a classmate of mine came to an agreement that I would go see 300 if he went to Dreamgirls. I held up my end of the bargain and he did not but I think I ended up on top in the end.

Love it when a tiny mistake unearths a mountain of dysfunction 🫠🫠

Okay now he found three other French guys (all very like young-French-handsome) and is doing the presentation for them. Ohhh lol it’s a group project.

A lot of chemistry terms I don’t understand but it was intriguing!

Not this hot European man practicing an oral presentation on Bart OUT LOUD.

Please welcome to the stage, Slimë Cristálle

(Being carried away by a giant bird)

Truly my dream

Whenever I see those horrific AI ads I reminded that Matthew McConaughey is just Woody Harrelson with some dental work and a few cycles of Tren