I thought this was satire... Just found it it is actually news. All that is left is something like "Charmin announces ASSAI, will now have an AI assistant to wipe ass digitally. Stock surpasses Apple as world's most valuable company. "Every Human is a customer" says CEO AI Shit Bear"
BREAKING NEWS: AI firm books contract with theoretical power company to supply power for theoretical business model for theoretical customers. All parties now worth billions of dollars.
Really an analogy for these times.
The absolute worst. Would be a disaster and embarrassment for Tennessee.
To quote my neighbor, "it is f'ed. Do not attempt."
Writes columnist @betsyphillips.bsky.social: Dear ICE agents — when politicians finally get scared of being associated with you, they will abandon you. They will denounce you.
Great idea, I wanted to remove 3 and it was a grand a tree. Wishing I had bit the bullet now. Any assistance would be great.
Wind is bringing down new branches. Neighbor just lost power. Is there any timeline on the wind?
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today. ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
Nationwide ICEOUT full strike.
Just swung by TWI and they are most likely closing up before long. Definitely by dark..
@sheaserrano.bsky.social tape check, you got this one?
It is pretty shocking. Memphis has great playgrounds on Shelby farms, Chattanooga is more family friendly. Nashville has focused one adult entertainment at the expense of anyone with kids.
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Is there a steeper dropoff than bagels? Narrow cliff of good and a canyon of just fine to awful. Have I ever even had ab actual bagel?
Hey I saw this in action!
We are being governed by literal Twitter trolls. That is their whole platform. Whatever Twitter trolls would do, or what Twitter trolls would find amusing except they control the military, economy, judicial branch....on and on. Even Idiocracy wasn't this bleak.
LOG OFF
TAKE A WALK
CHILL THE FUCK OUT
things will still be fucked tomorrow but you can unfuck yourself for a few hours.
Leaving this here for 2028
I could care less, but the new logo does look like shit.
Equestria Girls walked so that K-Pop Demon Hunters could run.
I want that on the back of a puffy silk jacket so bad.
Dime size hail in McFerrin Park
Cardinals br VAPIN.
How has no NBA player ever dyed their armpit hair a weird color? There is so little unexplored territory out there. Pink pits have never been seen. Someone get strange.
Boston thinks it's hard, Hong Kong is hard as fuck. Original is better in every way.
How are they going to get in touch with there parents when there is a shooting at their school? Are we doing anything about that actual real problem?
Booooooooooooooo....huuuuuu...booooooooooooooooooo
I just figured 50 years out. This shit is not that funny let's distract you with a killer musician.