I had such a nice start to my day, I can't believe I had to ruin it by having to go to work

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Fuck Landlords. Fuck Property Management Companies.

Housing should be a basic human right.

I DONT WANT MY LIFE TO AMUSE A STUDIO AUDIENCE ANYMORE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

What if we were goombas, and we walked into each other, but due to a bug where our relative X and Z values were swapped and we were supposed to turn around, we instead kept walking into each other. And we were both boys.