Trust me babe, Saturn isn’t enjoying this Aries transit any more than you are

truly 😂😅

doing a “you in april last year” IG thing last night and i have discovered - purely by accident - that the last time i used vinted a lot (and then didn’t touch it again for MONTHS)? april 2025 😂

aries season (sun in my 1H) really bringing the revitalisation of self themes apparently 🌞

but WILL I? 👹

we’ve broken even selling and buying 🙃 but now i don’t need anything else for the gym so i “can” stop 😂

aaaaand now we put vinted away 😂

yesterday was a virgo profection (6H cont LOF) and not only did i tweak a muscle on the FIRST SET of my gym visit (ffs!) but i came home to find a letter on the mat that i’d won a fiver in the prize draw for the british heart foundation i support monthly - aka i won my donation back 😂 FORTUNE, Y’ALL

i am in AWE

vinted has been good to me this week and i’m glad and very grateful 😭 might survive to the end of the month at this rate 🤪

a man sitting in a gaming chair with the words you win some you lose some on the screen ALT: a man sitting in a gaming chair with the words you win some you lose some on the screen

considering how much that was the cut was worth it but the colour … isn’t different enough to have merited the price/effort 😂 i’ll have to dye it again myself in the next 6 weeks to achieve the colour i actually asked for. the hair wash, cut and style was lovely though 😂

ohhhh this is an 8H month… that… makes sense

venus in aries last year i went raspberry pink/red - this year i’m probably cutting half of it off and going as close to my natural deep brown as we can get 😮‍💨 aries (1H) year in T-4 months… restart required

currently stuck angrily waiting for a delivery bc i wanted to go to the gym FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEK early today but noooo i have to wait for a mailman bc husband bought something and expected me to stay home for it 😒 petition for me to be able to do ANYTHING to my OWN schedule ANYTIME SOON????

this has been the LEAST calm, relaxing, destressing week off i may have ever had 🙃 today is the last day of it and it’s the only fucking day i’ve had to myself (my 12H moon is fucking miserable about it) and my sleep has been utter dogshit because of every manner of interruption 😒 cannot recommend

today i was told i’m the funniest client the ELEMIS therapist has ever had so that absoLUTELY improved my day/week ngl 😂

5: it did not 😂 those were some of THEEEEE worst sounds i’ve every heard a human body make 🥴🤣 dinner rescheduled (they know the family so all good) BUT they DID ruin the surprise of my parents having put a bottle aside for us 😂 HWHOOPS 🥴

PLUS a dose of food poisoning on top!!! 😂 DISASTER

4: will the evening meal he booked this day off to make happen even occur? idk man, feels fuckin cursed 😂

3: i walk doggo so that’s done before we gotta leave to make the 2nd showing option and get home to the news that hubs’ guts have actually been off ALL DAY, PLUS the fact the timings are now TOIGHT toight so i take off the outfit i’ve literally just put on and call it all off 😂

2: we were supposed to also use some time today to go see a movie (project hail mary) and bc hubs is a “let’s see how it goes” kinda guy (😒) he didn’t look at the showings ahead of time and so the timings don’t work for EITHER location we could’ve picked (especially factoring in his tip run 🙃) so-

-a four day weekend w both kids (who BOTH puked on separate nights plus baby needed resettling every damn night 1-2 times) AND the whole family funtime easter hunt on shit sleep 🙃

first actual day off with no kids this easter break and husband took the day off so we could do date night. 1: he wanted to do a tip run so i had to clear out the garage a bit this morning (i hate it. i did it but i hate it) and i hit a wall so fucking fast because BAD BODY DAY after-

horrendous broken night 😂 easter weekend has utterly exhausted me, body and mind

Mars says: "No, don't tell me what to do."

Saturn says: "No, you can't do that.

This upcoming Mars-Saturn conjunction is a really good time to practice saying "no" and learning how to prioritise yourself when life pulls you in various directions.

Both the malefics are aligning, both of them say "no" in different ways:

i’m sorry wHAT
HOW OUT OF LEFT FIELD IS THIS 🤣

every time i book in for teeth stuff i’m gripping the arms of the dentist chair fighting for my life internally yelling I AM DOING THIS FOR YOU YOU BASTARD

dYING

drove home from an asian wedding under a beautiful big moon last night, offloading with colleagues and full of incredible food ✨ absolute honour to be invited 😭💖