Sign reads HEY! You're about to walk by a BOOKSTORE. Are you okay?
2 books, the handmaid tale and the color purple
The indie bookstore around the corner had this sign. So I went inside and bought 2 books from the banned book section. Support local small businesses. Read banned books. Drink your Ovaltine.
starting to suspect i've been shadowrennered on the jeremy renner app
if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt*
ROCKY: yo Adrian
A$AP ROCKY: yo Adrian hurry up
Cory Booker is awesome!
It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.
once again, "having rizz" is paying homage to rizzo the rat. not many people know this
daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean
"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.
hello, i'm in charge of the snack cart on Snowpiercer. first of all, what the hell
FRIENDS IN DC: at 4:05 there will be a flyover of four F-15s for the opening game of the Washington Nationals. It is not a misdirected airstrike by a drunk Pete Hegseth, so no worries.
(speaking into a flashlight) and you couldn't even skip the tv show intro
A live-action Snow White remake was a terrible idea that got bad reviews and was the subject of an extensive racist harassment campaign by trend-surfing right-wing parasites trying to boost their monetizable YouTube engagement. Perhaps most importantly, Rachel Zegler tweeted "Free Palestine" once
a post reads: I started following Jerry Chen on BlueSky because he’s always showing up in my feed. He’s like family now.
move over, stockholm syndrome
My genius plan is to call the guy with the full transcript of my crimes a liar and see what happens
DINOSAUR PRESIDENT: as my first executive action I am outlawing meteors
CAVEMAN: *frantically pointing up as the sky darkens*
DINOSAUR PRESIDENT: *eats caveman*
It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide
This fountain in L'Aquila was designed to look like it's pouring lava for a brief time each day when the sun hits it at just the right angle.
hey did anyone else get invited to "blame canada/land invasion" nextdoor group chat too
Just found out that posting nice pictures of mushrooms is taxable. I’m ruined
i did it. i crusted an uncrustable
If you don't want me to eat those silica gel packs stop wrapping them in salt packages.
Top intelligence committees need to begin an investigation into Pete Hegseth's epic Signal chat mishap. ASAP.
There should be televised hearings so all Americans have transparency on how such an enormous breach of national security could take place in first place.
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
HER: I tried calling you
ME: I know
HER: why didn't you pick up?
ME: I have rangxiety
they should invent a weekend that is restful