Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

remembered a good tweet

Has anything manned ever completed splashdown in Stable Two?

That doesn't really answer my question.

I don't understand where this argument is going. Bad actors are going to post gore and CSAM either way. Would you prefer...

1) an automated system filters it?
2) a human filters it (and simultaneously trains an automated system to get better)?
3) everyone on Bluesky sees it?

Facebook will pay $52 million in settlement with moderators who developed PTSD on the job Current and former moderators will all be paid a minimum of $1,000. Selena Scola filed the case in California.

Not only ethically correct but even as a matter of law:

A printout out of a page saying "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" On the back of a road sign.

Toronto is so back

Winter Olympics 2026 live: Canada defeats Britain to take men’s curling gold; Homan wins bronze; Canada’s Blondin takes mass start silver Our live coverage has everything you need to know about Team Canada and the biggest stories at the Milan Cortina Olympics.

#Breaking: Canada beats Great Britain to win gold in men's curling

The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper Taint bandaid. Taint zapper. Gooch taser. Whatever you call it, it’s real.

you jest, and yet

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Share This Editorial

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We had a good run

new year same me

Brown-faced trump

Kramer from Seinfeld as a turkey

I've seen this complexion before

finally the kind of hard-hitting journalism I pay the nyt for

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

So close. Centimetres.

they're gonna make us watch until it's 1am a second time

With all the extra innings it literally is

Another inning has hit the Dodgers Stadium

screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015: JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Community Showcase | Bluesky Community projects built on the Bluesky API.

ooh didn't realize there was this also lol. I know I'm listed on docs.bsky.app/showcase/?na... where there's a lot more community SDKs being highlighted

Woah congrats and enjoy the time off!! ⛱️

if you recognize this it's time for a stretch break