From the list below, circle the ones you’d be willing to support with your taxpayer dollars in red.

Kid Rock is headlining it, isn’t he?? 😗

Are you saying it’s weird to work out on an old fashioned exercise rowing bike in a sauna with your fellow senior citizen friend while wearing jeans and looking directly into a camera and speaking to it as if it’s an audience of followers?

Officer I have a different way of calculating blood alcohol percentage

Show this to a math teacher. 🤯

Somebody ask him to classify the Texas effort.

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And a special guest appearance by Vengeance Jesus!

These poor men are once again lost at sea…

Just this time a media sea of mind-numbing offensiveness, unprecedented corruption, and gross incompetence.

“We were terrified they were going to kill us.”

Ecuadorian fishermen recount surviving one of Trump & Hegseth’s boat strikes.

Not drug runners. Fishermen. Drone strike. Boat blown up. Taken captive. By us.

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Whoever “they” is deserve an award

Just picks that delicious meat right off the bone, bit by bit by bit. Till it’s all gone.

WOMP WOMP Kash good luck podcasting

Please note that under Chip Roy’s new law, rich white Viagra bros would continue being allowed to sexually assault said 14-16 year olds without consequence, so long as there are no pinko posters on the walls.

Important carve out.

A reminder that Melania came to this country on a so-called Einstein visa and worked illegally. Elon and his brother also committed immigration fraud by illegally working under student visas.

Lolololololol

Democrats did not want to do any mid-decade redistricting. It was Trump who started it in June 2025 with a phone call to Greg Abbott after more special election losses. Dems warned they’d respond. But Texas did it anyway - without the consent of the voters. Then Dems responded.

We know why. 🐓🐓🐓

Dude clearly completed his MAGA orientation and even took notes.

A little-known law that lets the government sidestep the Constitution to spy on American citizens is set to expire at the end of this month.

We need to make sure Democrats don’t reauthorize this civil liberties disaster. 👇

Weird, cuz he’s so pro-Russia….

And a Trump has been DAMN good for Russia.

Are we talking, like, Hell, Mr. Moynihan? 👹

I guess this Is the best way Trump thinks we can spend taxpayer dollars, outside of bombing foreign girls’ schools…?

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If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for?

The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

What a ridiculously disingenuous name for that place…

Where’s Widow Kirk? If located can we get a hand check? 🙌

Uh oh, JD has a history of not eating well when he’s on the road a lot. Whatever will happen??? 😳

What about hotel records? Busted down doors don’t replace themselves for free…

Going forward, Russian towns will smell just like they always have.

three men are sitting in a car with the words " wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world " ALT: three men are sitting in a car with the words " wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world "

What? You wouldn’t pay to subscribe to his podcast???

Warren does at one point single out Epstein, but the full question is nuts: Warsh didn’t disclose $100 million hidden behind entities he owns, so are any of those assets owned by the Trump family or the Chinese government, have any of them facilitated money laundering, any set up by Jeffrey Epstein?

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