I just realised that Tim Martin looks like someone merged Rod, Jane & Freddy in a scientific experiment, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

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Celebrating an all timer

Best one I’ve heard in a while is ‘as old as God’s dog’

I like to refer to it as ‘Friday lite’

It’s almost perfect isn’t it?

Hell yes

Jesus. H. Christ on a space hopper I’ve just seen the price!
Lovely voice though

😂

An old boss of mine actually said, and without a trace of irony, “I work hard, and I play hard”
Can anyone beat that?

I prefer ‘30 days hath September, all the rest I can’t remember’
You’re welcome

Listening to Soft Cell 12” mixes on the drive home. Deary me they are something special - especially Say Hello Wave Goodbye

Things that drive me nuts #1

Someone getting me to watch a video on their phone - “ee-are just watch this” (full volume)
Extra nuts if in the office and it’s 5 sodding minutes long

Judging by the amount of people on here proudly saying they are staying in tonight, I’m almost embarrassed to be going out on the sauce.

Good intentions count for lots mate

Moments before disaster..

They tried to make it taste like Galaxy - greasy. God knows why

The mongrel has overdosed on pigs in blankets. He’s got the meat sweats

For the love of God make it stop. After some more trifle

Pringles for breakfast? Oh go on then!

Take my money, take my money

👏👏

I once spoke to someone at a call centre introduced himself as Harry Potter

Same. Sets the standard.

I shouted bad words at the telly throughout. But all’s well that ends well eh?

Just did the first 3. Top telly

My Grandson’s first visit to see Santa today. I’m going with him next year in a matching outfit if it’s the last thing I do

Saw him in Vegas a while ago. Absolutely amazing, although he did greatest hits rather than that American Songbook shite

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick yes!!!

Important - what ice cream?

Firestarter