there he is ; exhibit a .

i was gonna say " lowkey pathetic , " but that works too .

i think ... i have a type .

gideon has decided that my neck is the perfect bed , apparently .

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hal🪽

should i make nega scott rn ......

“ that's what i thought . ”

tousling his hair !

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duality of hal selfies . duhality .

i have no clue what happened , but prepare to feel the wrath of a twink's sleeper build , i guess .

she takes scott's hands into her own , her head tilted a bit to the side .

“ scott , real life isn't like the movies ..
if it means anything , i think you're pretty great . lots of people do . ”

“ not just seven guys .
don't people ( * still ) try to pick fights with you ?

that's not important , though —
i don't think any of that means anything . you still matter , scott . ”

oh , shut up ..
[ another smooch is placed on scott's lips as ramona turns to sit sideways in his lap . ]

it's not my fault you're hot .

hal🪽

i love waking up feeling like shit and then immediately stepping in cat puke

“ of course it does . what kind of question is that ? ”

you really wanna skip all this and watch the movie ? i'll never forgive you for getting me all riled up .

[ she's kidding , of course . with a laugh , she bites down on his collarbone before pulling back . ]

hal🪽

ez block if you post genAI content . go away .

mm .. probably .

[ and yet , she's bringing kisses down to scott's neck ... ]

NUH-UH

// hey yall im not trying to start drama but i noticed this guy following a lot of my accounts and other ones in the utdr verse and just so everyone knows, he’s a fucking weirdo that makes ai chatbots of peoples sonas/ocs if they ignore him, often for fetish purposes

[ ridiculously bit-crushed tada sound effect . ]

PRESENTING THE NUMBER ONE GUY !!

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there Is another potential sp muse rattling in my brain btw

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hell world forever

// bsky always breaks the second i lock in sorry guys LMAO

now you have :)

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOYFRIEND ??????????