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Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

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Pretend it's October sorry

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Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad

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Peter Griffin lying dead on the floor, mouth gaping open

Peter Griffin lying dead on the floor, mouth gaping open

"Blusky is built on AI! It's the future, and if you're not using it, you'll be forgotten in the past!"

Blusky servers every other day:

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she's curtseying!

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the thing about bluesky is that it sucks but a social media site that doesn't work is still better than twitter

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I'd offer mine up, but it was a gamble on a cheap no-name card that I got lucky with whose listing doesn't exist anymore orz

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I'm emotional right now because I've been trusted with the mod role for a streamer I truly admire, and it means so much to me ;, ,; I'm glad I get to help out, lighten the load, and get a little insight on what to expect if I'm fortunate enough to have a bigger audience someday.

also haha sord yay⚔

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I'm getting everything else checked out and folks I just want a computer what works and stuff

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PRITHEE. pspspspsps anybloody who can help me out, I need advice

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an adorable porcelain cat figure erupting and shattering into little pieces

an adorable porcelain cat figure erupting and shattering into little pieces

Hey, folks who built/modified their PCs! I'm looking for a set of fans and hub that won't absolutely murderlize my shoestring budget. Does anyone have any recommendations?
(in short: I changed everything in my pc but the fans and it still has problems. so it's probs the fans.)

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Please keep creating. Technology wants to take enough of you to keep itself alive but you are the living breathing soul that is irreplaceable. You aren’t just “enough”, you are everything.

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nothing but baffled respect for this (self-titled?) doctor making soft rock and advertising it on youtube. He ignores meter and rhythm when it doesn't suit him, looping his little beats and rhyming for as long as he dang well pleases. this middle aged dude is vibing out and twirling as we all should

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I'm feeling v excited because I'm mulling over how I can make a cute little way for my gourdgeous viewers to interact a little more when I relaunch and b o y. it's gonna be silly

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A man wearing a tan Adidas sweatshirt inside a tent.

A man wearing a tan Adidas sweatshirt inside a tent.

A computer screen displaying an ophthalmology report. The screen shows a patient's information, including their ID and birth date, alongside various eye scan results. These results are displayed in multiple formats: circular charts with colored zones, cross-sectional grayscale images, and a line graph.

A computer screen displaying an ophthalmology report. The screen shows a patient's information, including their ID and birth date, alongside various eye scan results. These results are displayed in multiple formats: circular charts with colored zones, cross-sectional grayscale images, and a line graph.

Medical monitor displaying an eye scan, highlighting retina layers with accompanying graphs and patient information.

Medical monitor displaying an eye scan, highlighting retina layers with accompanying graphs and patient information.

Woman in headscarf inside a tent, looking down with rainwater dripping from the tent's ceiling.

Woman in headscarf inside a tent, looking down with rainwater dripping from the tent's ceiling.

Hello I'm Saed and I have bad news about my mother. She has gone blind in her left eye due to fluid buildup around her cornea The doctors told her today that she urgently needs special injections next week The cost of the injection is $500. We feel helpless.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

“It is beneath my dignity to let myself be run over by any trolley, and particularly this trolley, burdened as it is by a cape and a stupid hat.”

I wrote for Defector about boycotting Harry Potter, the ‘safe’, kindly face of anti-trans politics:

defector.com/its-time-to-...

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Small rhodochrosite buttons. Argentina. Private collection. Photo copyright goldenhourminerals
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with a loving support system, recovery is possible. I've been clean from Italian sodas for some time now (like a coupla days) and I've never been better (I want one so bad)

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Headline from “The Hard Times”: impending Civil War Delayed by 2026 Weird Al Tour

Headline from “The Hard Times”: impending Civil War Delayed by 2026 Weird Al Tour

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I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

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If you use GitHub (especially if you pay for it!!) consider doing this *immediately*

Settings -> Privacy -> Disallow GitHub to train their models on your code.

GitHub opted *everyone* into training. No matter if you pay for the service (like I do). WTH

github.com/settings/cop...

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is it sad that I literally just want RAM that works?
throne.com/pumpkinpire

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