The five stages of grief but it's just me realizing I have to leave my house

I part exchanged previous vehicle I also owned and paid off the balance in one go. I've only inherited cars or bought 2nd hand. I'm sure it's a terrible way of doing things but I'm not good with numbers and just like to own it outright

I own a vehicle outright but every time I try and learn about the difference car lease/loan/finance options my soul leaves my body

Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:

Magnums are for tossers.

Yes but goths are lovely 🙂

Forgotten fragments of football part 6615915

This week!

Alan Ball moves house!

#Shoot #shootmagazine

Great emoji ⬆️. Not seen before 😃

It's for a garage. You're welcome to kip in there though

Accidentally passed through the insecurity gate at the airport and they took me aside and explained that my baggage makes me fundamentally unlovable.

Yes I was trying to be funny 😬🤣

£9 something for a key. Want locking up!

The run of 70s classic albums are amazing.

If you can't do time don't do the Dime

I remember when Agassi played Ivanisevic in the 1992 final at Wimbledon. Most people were supporting Agassi but the cool kids (and me) supported Goran

😭

Morrissey from The Smiths

"My microwave light has stopped working"

When Morrissey sang "There is a light that will never go out" he obviously wasn't thinking about my microwave light which has stopped working after a decade plus of service 😔

Stalin With a Nose Ring
Turtle power!

Woken up with a vague memory of an England male football or cricket team adopting a cat or dog at a World Cup and bringing it home? Did we ever hear about it again?

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Brassaï

Looks like chainmail (derogatory)

Sorry Wolves fans. Even Robert Plant in his keks couldn't save you 😔

Scott Parker in a cardigan, shirt and tie

As previous

If I was chairman of a football club and my manager came to work dressed like this he'd be getting fired on the spot

[me loudly as i go thru the fence gate i rebuilt last summer] dang that’s a sturdy gate

'Stalin With a Nose Ring' sounds like a Mighty Boosh song

The lighter 'waves' on the surface