Worth noting Mosley got the job from this interview.

I swear to God I thought this was about birds.

Oh hey, I went to school with him.

I feel like this could still make it into an Onion article tho. "Would you fuck me? I wouldn't fuck me."

That was what I was joking about, yes. ;)

I wonder if anything in particular motivated this decision. ;)

As much as I want JorDan to get it, I'm not sure either of them has a place for it in their apartments.

Well, time to change my password I suppose. Getting 30+ 2FA requests in a matter of minutes is usually a good sign, right?

I would be using these to dry the dogs after bath time and going OMNOMNOMNOM the entire time.

You know, I have watched this movie a dozen times and for some reason I never noticed the eye thing.

The rule of universal Alf hog disagrees with him.

If you can't grow your own lashes, store bought are fine.

This is roughly the point in the TV show where I post "please wake up" and delete it ten minutes later.

I am curious as to how a rooster and a peahen would get along.

For the pod or for LSH? Because you definitely need podcast minions.

If only Europe had a network of high speed ground based transit, perhaps using some sort of permanent way.

Bear.

I don't see what's wrong with this guy, he seems pretty grea- Oh, no, there it is.

Odd choice for a hyena, but alright.

It's on the Hollow Earth side.

"Imagine if cars ran on unicorn farts and rainbows!"

Some ledes deserve to be buried.

Better question: How long until they start making out?

Well, at least it goes to SCOTUS faster?

Bo the black lab with two toys, looking sad.

Bo is sad that she only has two toys.

I'm sorry, it what?

This is clearly incorrect, everyone on Bluesky is 38 years old.

(These two didn't end up as service dogs, but they still appreciate your effort, and love you and Max and would also like a biscuit)

As someone who helps foster service dogs, I really appreciate your efforts, and so do Bo and Crosby! The basic training we do alone is a two year investment, plus the advanced training from experts afterwards.

Really? His name is Magyar? That feels a bit on the nose.