Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Woah it’s 4/13, I sure do hope the official Homestuck team don’t do anything to make them look petty, vindictive and litigious today

The mod team decides to use alts and other methods for mass reporting three subreddits related to Hussie, including r/homestuck itself; they explicitly say that they’re doing this in an attempt to remove Makin from any position of influence over the fandom.

After official Homestuck server moderator Mutie claims to have been responsible, Vibri explicitly says that they "all made reports" (another mod confirms "we've been making reports the entire time") in a systematic effort to get the HSD taken down.

Announcement: The Homestuck Team Reported our Discord. The Subreddit is Next.
Evidence and summaries below:
www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/...
Please spread this and help us save one of the few remaining places of fan discussion.

Incredible

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

I learned today that there’s a copy of the script of the episode of The Simpsons where Nelson knocks over the Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee in the (still standing) Sunsphere in Knoxville Tennessee.

Really not loving how basically every politician on the planet is jumping on board with these types of age verification laws, tbh!

You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever.
Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs

police lie, and have no duty to protect you

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash.

ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to.

The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty.

Budgets are moral documents.

you know what would be cool right about now is TRAINS

guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges
me: weigh a head of you

fun reminder:

the reason why they make these fucking pointless "live action" remakes is because since it's "live action", the animation is considered "vfx" and not character animation, so they can pay these non-unionized satellite studios fuck-all and make a cool few million for essentially nothing

I can confirm that people who are already exhausted and scared of going through TSA and flying right now, people who have just been told to wait in a line for 4+ hours, are absolutely furious to see ICE agents—a stark reminder of who exactly is to blame for this situation

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

Perfect

Starfang, a blue and orange lion, has been wrapped up in the coils of the snake Kaa, with both of their eyes swirling, suggesting that Kaa is hypnotizing Starfang.

Oh no, Starfang's been caught in Kaa's clutches! How will he get out of it? Will he want to get out of it? #furry #furryart #hypnosis #hypno

🎨: @kitchiki.bsky.social

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

These are Amy Schneider's first five games, aired November 17-19 and 22-23, 2021.

a hasty edit of the "only trust your fists, cops will never help you" that instead reads "only trust your emlators, publishers will never help you"

good day to post this reminder

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Flavor Aid is a non-carbonated soft drink beverage made by The Jel Sert Company in West Chicago, Illinois. It was introduced in 1929. It is sold throughout the United States as an unsweetened, powdered concentrate drink mix, similar to Kool-Aid brand drink mix. CHERRY FlaVor Aid PROVIDES VITAMIN C MAKES 2 QUARTS SWEETEN TO TASTE Flavor Aid Cherry v Flavors v Jonestown massacre

All-timer wikipedia article

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

Such beautiful lyrics…….

Elementary school media cart with a TV strapped to the top and a VCR on the middle row.

It's too much going on at once. Let's sit the class down and watch a movie together.