Next you'll tell me that personal sacrifice for the good of all mankind is also some sort of religious theme.

We need a bad pun exemption to the first amendment.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

The American Pope declares his love for deep dish and Italy becomes Protestant overnight.

Check out this fantastic Longest Ballot Committee explainer segment that aired during CBC's by-election coverage!

If that's your peak what an incredible peak to have.

My Gawd. Stop this match. That toy has a family and Monty just broke him in half. My Gawd

This is literal violence.

Though XP is a relic from a golden last we can reclaim

Amazing how many dumb people are convinced they're geniuses

Hearing lots of bold electoral reforms these days❤️
But who should decide what should change and what should stay the same?
🕰️for MPs to recuse themselves and pass electoral reform to a permanent, independent, and nonpartisan body, such as a citizens' assembly to decide

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

The most fake macho tough guy imaginable

Can President Trump appoint a competing Pope?

Michael Avenatti was just released from prison. I'd be interested in hearing what your firm is offering him as a hiring bonus.

bluesky will never be tumblr because the average user on this site wouldn't know what a joke is if it rammed them at 100km/h

‘The moon is made of cheese’ people hearing that there is visible mold on the moon

I like hhem

Evil triumphs and sells a ton of merchandise doing it.

"Yes I sent you an explicit death threat, but you post a screenshot of that threat is the real danger."

"Did my best friend, the only remaining person from the world I grew up in, pull the trigger?"

Remember:

You're too old to be praying on the downfall of people you don't like. You're old enough now to be directly involved yourself.

And so do all that live to see such times

Very

Finally a ceiling😮‍💨 If C-25 passes and voters are banned from nominating more than one candidate, a riding like St.Boniface St.Vital (Winnipeg) with 64,202 electors, has a maximum candidate load of 642.

The Moccamaster is technically an automatic pour over instead of a drip, but it makes amazing coffee in under 5 minutes

It's spring weather down where you are right? So the children can just be turned out to the pasture and thrive in a field somewhere for the next few months.

Need to do some furensic analysis on those paw prints

Is this two different cats?

Good idea. *grabs nearest book* Sophie's Choice. Oh good! A book about a woman finally getting to choose.