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i remember learning about him after the untold history kickstarter fiasco over a decade ago. some of the stuff he was saying in there was absolutely rancid, really tainted the whole thing from bottom to top

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I have one last Nintendo voucher to redeem and thanks to you it's gonna go to Tomodachi Life

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Kyle and William Riker speak "Japanese"
Kyle and William Riker speak "Japanese" YouTube video by Nastassja Riemermann

the cherry on top is their dialogue in this scene
youtu.be/GdoyFHNfvqw?...

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will riker and his dad, kyle, face off in a tense round of anbo-jyutsu, the ultimate evolution of martial arts. the characters on the arena floor and banner in the background say, among other things, "sai" "kei" "yuri" and "urusai* yatsura" (sic)

will riker and his dad, kyle, face off in a tense round of anbo-jyutsu, the ultimate evolution of martial arts. the characters on the arena floor and banner in the background say, among other things, "sai" "kei" "yuri" and "urusai* yatsura" (sic)

there's that one episode where the japanese script in the background of riker's dad's martial arts arena says "urusai yatsura" and it's got me thinking that maybe even in the 24th century, people are gonna still be getting incomprehensible asian language tattoos

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An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place.

We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human.

Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com.

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ken burns' old haircut has found a new lease on life

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title of the wikipedia article for Pegging (sexual practice) 

underneath it reads Not to be confused with Peggle

title of the wikipedia article for Pegging (sexual practice) underneath it reads Not to be confused with Peggle

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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ume hanami being jumpscared by her older sister saki appearing on the big screen

ume hanami being jumpscared by her older sister saki appearing on the big screen

the crowd pop when Saki jumpscared Ume on the big screen felt so wrestling-coded that I was half-expecting to see her drive a monster truck over her sister's brand new Lincoln Continental

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and since every channel is an mp4 file anyway, there's theoretically nothing stopping someone from replacing the in-game files to have a different movie rolling on multiple channels (barring any sort of performance/loading hit having multiple streams going at once)

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honest to god one of my favourite things I've seen in a game in a while. as soon as I saw the "Play your Video" screen on the TV, I started thinking about setting up a Handbrake preset and going wild
bsky.app/profile/five...

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Hey folks, for Trans Day of Visibility I am going to do another Indie #ShowCasey! 💙💗🤍💗💙

Are you a trans gamedev? Reply below with your game, tell us a little about it, and make sure to include a link to the store page. Everyone else? Signal boost some neat games!

One rule: No GenAI!

3 weeks ago 730 470 58 9

watch order debates always rely on people telling you how they were emotionally impacted with the expectation you'll get the same experience out of it in their "proper" order, but they'd never have gotten to that conclusion without... watching it in release order first

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

got curious about watching haruhi suzumiya, and landed once again in the dark, hellish abyss of watch order debates.

my watch order hot take: always release order. OR jump into a random mid-run episode like you're channel surfing and see if you vibe with it, then go back

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

oh so it's gonna be a RECESSION recession

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screenshot from the video in the first post - image is a still frame from the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening, except the "Opening Theme" credit is altered to be TELL ME WHY by PENPALS on the VAP record label

screenshot from the video in the first post - image is a still frame from the Neon Genesis Evangelion opening, except the "Opening Theme" credit is altered to be TELL ME WHY by PENPALS on the VAP record label

for the credit text overlay, i used a creditless version of the OP and then matched the fonts + styling, and used PNGs for studio logos. since i could edit all the on-screen text, i decided to have some fun with it and change this one music credit. now it's accurate!

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Neon Genesis Evangelion x Berserk '97 OP | Tell Me Why - PENPALS
Neon Genesis Evangelion x Berserk '97 OP | Tell Me Why - PENPALS YouTube video by fivedollardare

i recut the Evangelion OP to Tell Me Why by PENPALS/the Berserk 97 OP as a fun surprise for a weekly anime night with friends. had a good time with it and i hope you do too!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=811J...

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favorite part of my C2E2 table is the nanao bin

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also grateful that idoly pride led me to discover my favourite anime/manga sub-genre: non-horror paranormal and ghost romcoms and dramas. i'm a sucker for ghosts with unfinished business, but that business is matters of the heart

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honestly gutted by the Idoly Pride EN shutdown announcement.

neither the anime nor the game made a big splash in north america, but it was a gateway series that got me into a wide array of new music/games/anime, and i'll always be grateful for that

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the prank war between Cheers and Gary's Olde Towne Tavern has hit the boiling point, and Sam's playing for all the marbles

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Anyone who interviews Paul Heyman for a video game website needs to ask why there was an autographed photo of him in Miyamoto's cubicle circa 1993 www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...

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discord post from me:
2023-09-11 12:49 PM
the font used on the True Stories album cover is the same as the font from Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. i took today sick from work and this is what churned outta me

discord post from me: 2023-09-11 12:49 PM the font used on the True Stories album cover is the same as the font from Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. i took today sick from work and this is what churned outta me

MSX2 Cover for Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

MSX2 Cover for Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

fun to go back every now and then and see some weird thing that i forgot i put together in photoshop

"fives — 2023-09-11 12:49 PM
the font used on the True Stories album cover is thet same as the font from Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake. i took today sick from work and this is what churned outta me"

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About a month ago I watched a video calling out one of these channels. They break down how these "cover albums" are generated and what to listen for in the music, if you're suspicious about a channel. Super informative stuff!
bsky.app/profile/ocre...

4 weeks ago 6 2 0 0

Strongly considering getting it on my Switch Lite. It'll run rougher than on a PC for sure, but Trails/Falcom games seem made for handheld play

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Gakumas MVs have been amazing lately (and their bar is high!), but holy crap the Wildest Flower one. Directed/boarded/composited by Takashi Ohashi of G-Witch's endings fame, featuring other artists who straddle the line between commercial & indie like Namiko Ishidate www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiL...

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disappointed to see not a single reply to his post with a "Hi Sandy, hope you’re doing well"

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thinking about every scene in Paranormasight with Harue staring off into the distance on the verge of giving up while Somber Sky plays
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xz9...

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dusting off a stone tablet, seeing the ancient etchings across its surface...

"homie what set you from"

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fewer joys greater than being sprawled on a couch watching jerry orbach roll through a law & order scene with a mouthful of food

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