EXCUSES FOR THE ONGEMAK

I wanted a sweet treat 😭

And I played the Mellophone which is even stupider and teenier and is inexplicably in the key of F

The sprinter cuz she's L O C A L L L L L L

Get me the hell home

500 Marlboro reds, a glass of Albariño, and a gun

I LOVE taking my dumb little train home from my dumb little job!!!

Natalie Portman in Closer

I don't know how to explain it but this photo of you is somehow giving this

Yosemite Sam pointing two guns at you Hold it right there varmint! In this house we pee sitting down

Good morning

Finally killed a stupid fucking raid boss we were stuck on for weeks AND we did it 24man and I THINK the trick was telling everyone to put their whole pussy into the pull

sheeeeesh 😮‍💨

Loud birb

HELLO PTK

Honestly who is DDOSing them this much, it's ridiculous

Jesus Christ bgb please shoot me in the face with a gun

Read this, become furious, and do everything in your power to elect representatives that will fundamentally reform this extremely poisoned branch of government.

Two very handsome men!!!!!

This man is back and is doing the same workout again 🤨

Mojave - Live from Coachella 2026 YouTube video by Coachella

Slayyyter somehow got louder weekend 2 😍😍😍

Unfortunately I called this back in Jan. (congrats to her)

Doing my part by constantly lying online to defeat the scourge of LLMs 🙂‍↕️

What was his name

You're all so hot, it sucks that none of you are real

This whole thing was so mentally and emotionally taxing. I was gone a night and it felt like a week.

Just got back from a work trip to Köln, what did I miss

Many are saying this

Did you see Stanley is coming back for season 2 of Nat Geo's Tucci in Italy 😍😍😍😍😍 which follows two seasons of Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

No no no you're fine, I want Al to go enjoy his few remaining years on a beach, on a mountain, out to pasture, WHATEVER ELSE but this.

That's himmmm.

He's honestly a perfectly fine rep but he's 79 and he got redrawn into my district by the TX gerrymander and now he's trying to kick out a young fresh 37 year old with an excellent resume rather than just retiring. 79!!!! Go to bed!!!!!!!