Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞

Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

British people just love to stick random vowels where they don't belong, in order to cheat at Scrabble.

Pretty sure it's "Oh well" isn't it?

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

Splatoon Raiders Trailer (Single Player Focused Game - Out July 23 with new amiibo) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag...

Opinion Bashers be like:

happy earth day folks

Ribit! 1 (1376)

guy diving into a lake, the location says “Dumb Fucking Nimrod Lake”

hey i see you went swimming at your favorite lake this weekend

You’re a Loser. Hasan is a Loser, Welcome To Hell. Respond to me.

• The team in LA, Paris, and Japan sometimes knew more about Mario than Miyamoto, and provided many suggestions.
• As with the first film, a Japanese script was written from the start—not translated from English.
• Yoshi’s voice isn’t dubbed anywhere; it’s just Donald Glover all over the globe.
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Photo of Shigeru Miyamoto at the Japanese premiere of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, holding a microphone Source: 映画.com

At the Japanese premiere of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Miyamoto shared a few tidbits.

• Chris Meledandri proposed the Galaxy theme, and Miyamoto felt it’d be a perfect fit.
• Meledandri and his team carefully considered the differences btw Mario on a game screen vs. theater screen.
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He is unstoppable ❕❕❕

@BRiCEcTuRANG

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

My Catholic grandparents loved Redd Foxx on TV so they went to see his show in Vegas. They were so offended that they walked out.

breaking into your house and throwing what seems like dozens of ham and cheese sandwiches at you, with amazing speed and accuracy . you have no idea where i was even keeping all of them.

Right about now Buck Bumble is officially your new wholesome 4/20 mascot, and we will not be taking further questions ...at this time. But stay tuned and BEE sure to follow us for forthcoming news and announcements! 👀🐝 #BuckBumble

screenshot of drils tweet: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

on patriots day we must remember this tweet

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I'm fully on the side of yes, it actually is the fucking Babadook.

The splash page for THis Fan...This Monster, the penultimate Eltingville Club story. It shows Bill Dickey standing in the rain. The title lettering and image is an homage to the opening splash of The Fantastic Four number fifty-one.

NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from @darkhorse.com.

Every day until then I'm posting something from the 648-pg brute. Today: I almost forgot to post something. Here's the splash page for This Fan...THis Monster, the penultimate Eltingville story. Homage to Kirby/Sinnott/Simek's FF #51 splash.

We all have days like this

An adorable raccoon.

Third Eye Blind? This was the one with Never Let You Go on it.

bob just ignited a fire inside of me that i thought had died years ago… god, i would fuck the Big n’ Toasted right now.

Highgate tortoise who defied Hitler comes back from the dead A tortoise who survived a Nazi bomb and bonfires was feared to have met his match and been killed by this year’s snow – until he made a…

Yes, obviously:

Violets are blue
Roses are red

Gotta race like a piss horse