Like, sorry for caring, bitch!

I’ve leaned in to just being a freak about it.

In an ideal world, all states would have independent voting commissions and fair districting, gerrymandering would be illegal, and (spoiler ahead) SCOTUS wouldn’t gut what’s left of the Voting Rights Act, but that’s not the world we live in. So, good for some Democrats for actually fighting back.

I'm not sure why, but in my experience as a working person, everyone has completely lost their fucking minds today?

People blocking their babies’ faces in pictures are the internet’s funniest people.

I love my Phillies, but they are so bad this year (so far) in a way that feels almost liberating?

The Margo's Got Money Troubles adaptation is actually really good.

Testing it with the gays. That’s how we know she’s serious this time.

Having a good new Madonna song stuck in my head for the first time in more than a decade.

Tipsy in an almost ask me anything kind of way.

Berger's Three Theses.

New Jessie Ware album? Madonna Confessions II single leaked? Cirie directing the vote on Survivor?

This is a weekend for old f*****s to thrive.

Nah. But this new conservative pushback against the Pope has nothing on the OG.

I'm not Catholic, but if I were, and I disagreed vehemently with the Pope, I would simply sit down and make a list of my issues. A long list, say 95 items long maybe? And instead of posting to socials, I'd make a point by writing them out on parchment and tacking them to the front door of a church.

No, it’s legitimately delightful and it seems like a true reconsideration of her work.

Imagine a few years ago hearing that one of the most delightful parts of your day in spring 2026 would be witnessing the press cycle for a Lena Dunham memoir.

Obrigado!

It felt earned.

Home late from work, eating pizza shirtless, pretending I’m a straight guy in my 20s.

Like, first of all, that’s impossible. Second of all, that’s unethical. Please.

Lmaoooooo FIFA thought they’d be able to stop Philadelphians from tailgating lmaoooooo

We are looksmaxxing - claviculamos.

Every time I hear the work Clavicular, I want to conjugate it.

*sets up emergency therapy appointment about Confessions II*

Catching up on Survivor 50, and I’m kind of hoping it’s a Shirley Jackson’s “Lottery” situation at this point.

a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history . ALT: a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .

I went back to draw inspiration from the ancient texts* today while driving. Glorious experience.

* I listened to Mika's and the Scissor Sisters' first albums like it was 2004.

You'll appreciate that last night I was on the couch and said out loud to my husband while pouting, "The sun isn't even fucking down yet."

And yet, I do feel taxed.

Mark it. My first "it's too fucking hot" complaint of the year is being lodged today.

Oh yes. Between this and Hungary, I’m feeling something like hope.