I’m 38 today and the universe really said let’s get him a fever and sore throat

90's Linda Hamilton is a powerful force

The Pitt: Nightcrawlers spinoff when

Considering what a poor sleeper this kid has been it really can’t be overstated just how much of a psychic win this is

Second night in a row. If she doesn’t cry during bedtime tomorrow night I’m booking the cheapest flight to Vegas

Had our first successful crib put down with no tears or fussing, can i get a hell yeah in the chat

when your aunt comes over that's called bringin da func

“So, here’s the thing.” - Johnny Storm

Been a while since I’ve felt any pride in being American but seeing them splash down safely got me

how can you not be romantic about baseball

what did you and the smoke monster talk about

had a Grandma's Cookie for the first time in maybe 15 years. gonna be another 15 until the next one

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

I got tickets to see Sturg in February 2020 and he's never rescheduled another date within six hours of that venue

Hbd to the goat

Rylan’s in the living room absolutely vibing out to the Boss’ version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Kiké Hernandez in Game 7, regaining consciousness:

the beautiful game

these guys should focus on avoiding a TBI from taking a 112 mph heater off the dome, not answering dumb questions from the booth

this Netflix broadcast is ass. my most boomer coded take is i will never like the in game interviews and you cant make me

MFW i'm about to scramble some eggs

*cocks gun*

smashing that like button as I put away a load of laundry just shy of a full week since it was "done"

wasn't essential stuff but still!

i went to a basketball camp at the local college when I was maybe7 or 8 and the first skill they taught us was how to sell a foul

i've been thrown into TWO meetings over the lunch hour this week when other times were available. why are people like this!!

65mph wind gusts today, half a foot of snow on Saturday and 80 degrees next Monday

MT weather having a normal one this week

the kids are no longer vibemaxxing. meet the newest fad: woke mapping

one thing about The Pitt i find hilarious is Dr. Mel's unwavering loyalty and adoration of Langdon, when in the reality of the show they worked ONE shift together before he was in rehab for 10 months

evergreen post

A large mixing bowl on a small black digital kitchen scale. The mixing bowl has a small amount of flour. The scale readout says “69 grams”

using the last of my premium baking flour

idk, the memes in those replies are pretty funny. who’s to say