It would be very Spurs (and very plausible) to hit 40 pts and this be the year that's not enough

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The team running our simulation definitely found out we're not getting renewed so now they're just phoning it in and wrapping up the storylines as quickly as they can

We've been gibbs-smite'd by the football gods

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A lot of "must-wins" already gone by. Really they were some flavor of must-win to keep separation or must-win to maintain control of the situation, which we haven't. But Wolves is pretty close to the true win or we're definitely down.

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Spurs to finish 1st before Arsenal?

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Salt in the wound that he's the one doing it. This is the football gods punishing us for all the puns.

For a long time the football was bad but the math was favorable. Now the football is decent but the math is bad.

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Xavi didn't deserve that

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Ok Xavi better late than never #coys

"cry wolf too many times and the ref will stop giving free kicks".. if they're fouls it's not crying wolf?

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Unwatchable minute of football because the ref ignores several blatant fouls, then against the odds a team gets thru on a break and he calls that to stop it.. A+ work, great for the game

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Gotta be two there... #coys

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Yup. Hope is the operative word here. Gray particularly scares me. Rumor was he wasn't keen to leave Leeds in the first place. Hard to imagine him being content playing in the championship while Leeds is in the premier league.

Tottenham needs less ENIC and more Bill Nick

Richy probably goes, but I love him so he stayed in my list. Deki is definitely too good to stay but might have to while he waits for a suitable knee donor.

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Didn't Devine have a buy option in his loan? Wouldn't mind him coming back if that isn't triggered.

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Yeah I'm hoping we can leverage age/contracts to keep them around. Ideally to play together and build a rapport with each other, but if a loan is the only way that's better than losing them.

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I hope he's still about especiay since, as others have alluded to, our other 10 is probably off.. but Coventry with PL money makes enough sense to scare me

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Forgot about him

Yeah this was the biggest pipedream. Even if we have contract leverage he seems the type to make it toxic to force a move.. but I want him to stay so I'm maintaining the delusion while I can.

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Ah didn't realize that one. He was more 'tough to sell so probably stays' anyway. But yeah wouldn't bother with a new contract.. guess that makes room for the dramatic return of Winks *ducks*

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Yeah would be devastating. Love the guy, as a player and a person, and would feel like a ton of unfinished business here.

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Not sure they would (the club or Davies), but he could still probably do a job in the championship as a depth LB, and could use his experience after we sell the rest. The championship equivalent of what they want Robertson to be.

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Maddison heading home to newly promoted Coventry will be great content for the YouTube

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Will need to fill out the squad with a bit of experience and grit, a lefty center back (evergreen), right back cover, passy mid, maybe a right sided forward and a GK too? But I think if we can keep most of the above we could bounce right back up plus have a good core of youts to build from.

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A few of these are probably optimistic but might be able to leverage contracts and injury history to keep them around

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Richy / Tel / Lankshear
Odobert / Moore
Deki / Donley
Xavi / LWB
Bergvall / Sarr
Gray / Olusesi / Bissouma
Souza / Davies
Vuskovic / Phillips
Danso / Byfield
Spence / ?
Kinsky / Austin / Gunter

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Mostly, probably sure. The club probably did him dirty so hard to blame too much, but a couple of his stunts twerking for City still rubbed me the wrong way.

To be compared with Sonny is unfair cause he was irrationally #coys. Signing an extension under Nuno!? Mad.

I do love Kane, and I can absolutely understand him aspiring for more. It's just my affinity for him is not the same as guys like Sonny that were fully #COYS