and i only remembered it because i wanted to come check on @lilysmum.bsky.social lol

shit, y'all. i forgot about this app

"i listen to white noise when i sleep"

"oh cool, like ocean sounds?"

"no, like matchbox 20."

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wicked was fantastic btw

matt gaetz is no longer going to be trump's attorney general. but now that republican voters know he's a pedophile, he has a great shot at becoming president in 2028.

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sydney sweeney just said the other day that women aren't supporting women in hollywood and then she goes and likes an instagram post featuring wife beater johnny depp.

she tried to act like a girl's girl but as usual her acting isn't convincing.

please stop autocorrecting "omw" to "On my way!"

i promise i'm not that excited

one thing about ms. amber laura heard is that nobody in this fucking world could ever make me hate her. she can call me the F word, she gets the F word pass. actually after the way you fuckers treated her, she gets a pass for EVERYTHING. give her a gun!!!

one thing about ms. amber laura heard is that nobody in this fucking world could ever make me hate her. she can call me the F word, she gets the F word pass. actually after the way you fuckers treated her, she gets a pass for EVERYTHING. give her a gun!!!

i've been murdered by a fortune cookie

It’s her day

the domingo SNL character was the juno arrest at tonight's #LAshortnsweet show ☠️

i cannot decide if these people actually realize wrestling is scripted or not lol

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they went straight for the jugular ☠️

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erika's on bluesky y'all, we can start the party

i've been murdered by a fortune cookie

i'm not saying i've been morbid since childhood but i did enjoy telling the other kids on the playground that "ring around the rosie" was about the black plague

and bookmarks!

i don't have beef with anybody except every single person in the grocery store at the same time as me

i don't have beef with anybody except every single person in the grocery store at the same time as me

i'm watching the fight tonight *hoping* he gets knocked out

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Netflix checking their servers before hosting one of the biggest sports events in recent history
#TysonPaul

i've been *only* cleansing with micellar water except for twice a week when i need to shave i'll use soap. it's done wonders!

this is without the filter lol

definitely got a filter on 😅

sabrina carpenter x olivia rodrigo collab

so personally i kinda love what happens to your body and face after you stop poisoning yourself with alcohol 😌

#sober #health #wellness #weightloss

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i think it's hilarious how on twitter, johnny depp fans get absolutely livid when we turn our comments off and they have to quote...and here on bluesky we can turn the quotes off too ☠️ i can't wait to piss them off

550 days, or a year and a half, alcohol-free. i don't miss it one single bit. 😌

bluesky just gimme group chats and bookmarks and we may become besties