4 panel: 1st panel: Hey, I'm Justin Bieber (picture of JB) 2nd panel: Unimpressed meme girls saying "AND...?" 3rd panel: Victor Garber in Law & Order "Hey, I'm..." 4th panel: Blown away meme girls saying, "Four-time Tony-nominated Broadway star Victor Garber!!!!"
Nancy tells Sluggo that she’s been feeding crows lately, but she doesn’t think they remember her yet. Sluggo looks in the sky, to a flock of crows flying in the shape of Nancy’s head. He tells Nancy to turn around.
Nancy 4/7/26
i miss hysterical realism
a LOT of conventionally attractive interracial couples rolled up to Nitehawk last night for the 7pm screening of The Drama
close enough welcome back Jeremy Fragrance
we made unbroken eye contact for 3 minutes
We Are Bryon Noem
for some reason they did not include the quote where i told the journalist what a fleshlight is, how it works, and where under the BQE we found one… ah well, next time
moving to new york and rooting for the yankees is like moving to new england and rooting for the patriots. highly suspect behavior
the new york city metro area has three major international airports and two of them shut down this morning
movies
cat
it happened again and now i’m being transvestigated
irish?
gen z movie theater behavior must be studied because why the fuck was this pack of twentysomethings giggling through my screening of SIRÂT?
i’m trying to work
for real going-outside enjoyers this transition back to freezing temps is just not a problem. yeah i went on a walk today. recreationally spent a few hours outside. and why wouldn’t i? and what would stop me?
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
impossible to get these shoes on. wish there was a way for me to just horn my way into them
my new tramp stamp
are there people under the age of 30 on this app? or is it all just millennials who miss what twitter was in 2015
happy 51st birthday to Gamemaster Anthony
10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch
Her in the library
DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees
Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"
What if the entire team was Curt Schilling
Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.
Two of Onfim’s works. On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork. On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”
Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.
Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.
Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.
many good bits in this essay on the absurdity and condescension of art-world white-trash cosplay
my friends and i helped this lady a couple weeks ago. it was tedious work, and tourists got weirdly defensive with us. over the course of one hour we threw out thousands of stupid pieces of plastic crap, and i rescued one little guy
this is what people are like in Rhode Island. Family Guy is a documentary
