Shhh

Fuck I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Tucker this timeline is the worst

Are we the baddies?

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

How’s the Dow doing, Pam?

Mark Kelly, veteran and astronaut

Where’s his special dignified transfer hat?

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Idaho checking in. Same.

a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom ALT: a man holding a microphone with the words if you ain t first you 're last on the bottom

Gold only. First or last!

Johnny Tsunami for me. Millennial af

Trump sounding like RFK Jr. up there in Davos

THE ONLY THING SAFE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW IS THE EPSTEIN FILES.

A meme showing Tyler Loop’s missed field goal where the space between the uprights reads TOMLIN FIRED and the space outside reads HARBAUGH FIRED

The same image, but the space inside the uprights reads CHOICE IS AN ILLUSION and the space outside reads NOTHING MATTERS, WE ARE FOOLS FOR ATTEMPTING TO FIND MEANING IN A GAME WHEN LIFE ITSELF IS DEVOID OF MEANING

Updating the meme

It’s all very FASCinating

PSA: Just because somebody is a healthcare worker, doesn’t mean you get to grab and pull on them without permission. We are people too and that’s how injuries happen.

Fuck it I’ll take it

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:

“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”

Maybe it was the inquisition

Still hanging in there though. By a thread.

That a feature not a bug. Probably explains why he is purposely putting us in this mess

Honestly fuck that guy too. Schumer is part of the problem as far as I’m concerned.

Isn’t he, like, the Jesus expert too?

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Id take UNLV over Memphis or Tulane. They’re on the rise and are a geographic fit.

@profanity.accountant

Also I though congress set the budget for shit like this

100%. I was just thinking of this meme a few minutes ago.