Hey @bencollins.bsky.social, your legal team at The Onion is getting a little finicky with a local satire page here in Charlotte.

I think this is more disappointing.

Gimme an Outdoor Classic for basketball.

Oh it can’t dribble in the snow? Your power forward’s tongue is stuck to the pole? Too bad, Outdoor Classic.

Standing in front of painting from Southminster resident

Woodland Walk Listen, can you hear it? The murmurs of the oak tree Rooted in the queen’s history Share each shake and sigh Of the wind’s decree. Should I savor the ground Through my lace and rubber sole Or enjoy a sun-filled gambol With bare eager feet Paying nature’s toll? Though we toil in streets Paved for monetary dreams, We always return to our teams Of dirt, clean air, and More mountainous schemes. Shade is ahead, but if it’s all the same to you I’ll bask in the valley with a warmer view.

Your boy’s a poet

Oh that got a belly laugh outta me

For 2026, I’d love to put this MBA to use and offer marketing consulting services in and around Charlotte for nonprofits.

The problem: All of my work has been B2B and B2C aside from partnerships with charities via my main job.

So, any advice on reaching out to charities in the area?

The Florida Panthers order their Cookout meals without sides.

That is all.

Beware of Doug Doug Ruch of Dying To Serve says he has terminal cancer, but David Farrier's Webworm finds zero proof & a history of dodgy fundraisers and schemes.

You may want to update this:

www.webworm.co/bewareofdoug/

Beware of Doug Doug Ruch of Dying To Serve says he has terminal cancer, but David Farrier's Webworm finds zero proof & a history of dodgy fundraisers and schemes.

Bringing this to everyone’s attention, especially those who donated to Doug (@dyingtoserve) on GoFundMe.

www.webworm.co/bewareofdoug/

“Writing is a lonely job. Having someone who believes in you makes a lot of difference. They don’t have to make speeches. Just believing is usually enough.” - Stephen King

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Anyone else watching the Ken Burns American Revolution doc?

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My head: Okay, the Hornets beat the Nets who placed 12th last season.

My heart: NBA FINALS BOUND BABY!

Although I was too young to enjoy the original NBA on NBC run, I think I get why it’s so much more enjoyable than ESPN’s coverage.

ESPN’s broadcast is for sports fans who watch basketball.

NBC’s (if tonight is any indication) is for basketball fans.

#nbasky #skyhoops #nbaonnbc

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That it does

52 days.

LeBron really said to drink your Ovaltine.

Spam and rice with eggs, green onions, and sriracha mayonnaise

It’s my day off and I already ran four miles round trip to fix my car. So I needed something filling.

Let’s take spam, something I haven’t had since I was a kid, and spruce it up with rice, eggs, green onions, and sriracha mayo.

Not quite Hawaiian, but pretty good.

#foodsky #cooking

It’s been a really, really long week at work. But folks, this made it worth it.

Meet Bonnie.

It’s awesome to see the reception Sunderland is getting for their first match back in the Premier League.

A much better picture of the sauce

First time making carbonara, I had to use pancetta instead of guanciale and regular Romano (I just call it Ray Romano cheese) instead of pecorino.

I’m really happy with how the sauce turned out, but I may have had a bit too much fat in the pan.

#foodsky #cooking

Chicken Parmesan with a homemade marinara sauce.

#foodsky #cooking

Working my way through Project Hail Mary right now and love it

It’s actually a little cooler in the Carolinas.

So it was only fitting to make pot roast.

I was fortunate enough to go to one of the top teaching universities in the country for my undergraduate degree.

So it’s only fitting to say this as school starts up in a few weeks: support the teachers in your community.

Gonna need some finance experts to help me out.

My wife and I want to use a HYSA to save for a house, but we don’t know which one to choose.

We’re looking for one with a good APY, no minimum requirements, and little to no fees so we can get the most on our returns.

Fantastic Four summarized without context #fantasticfour #marvel #mcu

In less important news, I stuffed some peppers.

#foodsky

You can’t have a passion for quality content when you steal other people’s content, William.