Had to go back 13 years to find the last time I had this much of my face uncovered. Bit of a difference.

Lol, lmao. what a pissbaby.

THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BABY!!!! #GOAVSGO

glue trap

12:30 AM, headed to Overtime.

God playoff hockey stresses me out *so* badly and I love it *so* much.

yeah, we cool, it's just that there are monsters nearby.

cool, images are broken. Good job @bsky.app

lol, bluesky is broken.

I was really hoping that was gonna happen, screenshotting again so I can see how it looks when the images start working again.

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nope, just getting the alt text

Yeah, we cool, I'm just 39 years old, and people who don't capitalize and punctuate electronic communication bug the crap out of me.

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

pete hegseth is so bad at his job that we're like one tick away from the gray zone being like "actually, pete hegseth is good, because he effectively stands against american imperialism"

How about a $45 refund on that stuff I'm sending you?

Chris Kluwe for Assembly Chris Kluwe for Assembly's campaign

So, uh, gotta do the campaign fundraising stuff because it’s gotta get done.

Who wants to chip in $4.20?

Saw it in IMAX tonight and I'm happy to report that this movie still fucks just as hard as it did 18 years ago when I dragged every single person I knew to see it on 4 separate trips.

I had a few of his early ones that I sat on for years but had to sell them years ago when I needed money and I really regret it.

Oh God, it's worse than I thought. They don't even have packs in them. It's just 25 random cards

These are 100% gonna be dead pack rip-offs, but I found someone's "secret stash" at Walgreens, stuck way up and back on a shelf only a tall person could even reach, much less see. So I bought a few and put the rest on the shelf at kid eye height, hopefully someone who actually wants them gets it.

a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a hallway . the woman is saying `` hot '' . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a hallway . the woman is saying `` hot '' .

Oh God that living end...

I've never listened to their music but this came to me in a dream last night and I had to make it before I forgot.

Get it? Because Tinkaton kinda sounds like Pinkerton?

I liked it anyway...

Never seen a troll so smoll

You are a goblin

This is Ibby Pip. He hangs up bird houses to teach humans to be kind to animals.

I visited some trolls today.

looks like godzilla is angling to sniff lady liberty's armpit

I miss the days when an entire secret lair superdrop would have more than like, 1-2 cards for Modern that weren't just like, the 7th full-art iteration of a random sideboard card.

Oops. I wanted to be joking