Oh, wonderful. Yet another reason as to why space is terrifying.

Oh, my! That sounds like a brilliant combination! Well done!

Ha! That certainly would be the preferred technique.

He's got "mortgage eyes." You know, one's fixed, and one's variable. 😜

In addition to the breach, I'd roll in a flash-bang just to make sure I had his full attention.

<With a single tear rolling down my cheek...> That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen! 💕

If they wanted you to save it, they wouldn't have cut such a nice single serving! I hope it was wonderful!

Sweet little friend loves the scritches!

This administration is racing towards that very eventuality as if it were their number 1 goal.

Merci!

Cheddar & Jalapeño are my personal favorites.

Two words: insider trading.

I'm not falling for that old trick a third time!

Lil dude is definitely a lover, not a fighter!

Why on earth would Iran do that when the U.S. (and Israel) have proven that a nuclear weapon is the only effective deterrent from being bullied? FFS, JD, is that the best you've got?

With prices ranging from $275-20,000/seat, there were some opportunity costs with respect to attendance. No wonder there were empty seats.

Trump is a moronic POS loser - no wonder he was booed. Rubio was at the fight rather than in Pakistan w/ the 3 stooges. Can't spell unserious without U.S.

As feckless as they are, won't he still have to ask Congress for the $$ to pay for what would be the world's largest pissoir?

I'm a big fat NOPE on the whole project. Once he's out of office, his big, fat, stupid 'brand name' should be erased from everything.

All my best to you as well! You've been through a lot, and I'm thrilled to see that you've still got the strength for magnificent culinary creations. Proof that you can't keep a good man down!

He needs them, and likely uses them off-camera...but he's far too vain to use them in public.

Gorgeous, Chef! I hope you're doing well.

Can we not PLEASE put off this self-indulgent side show until after the mid-terms? FFS...focus...or else there won't BE a 2028 election.

She's just gorgeous!

Bird walked in there like he was 8ft tall and bullet-proof...but it was the laugh at the end that did me in. That was awesome!

You know, fire is really the only safe way to dispose of 300lbs of rancid chicken grease.

Mom and dad are beyond redemption. This is how a child becomes (or should become) 'estranged.' There is no excuse for mom and dad's willful...spiteful...ignorance. Nope. Buh-bye!

And are we entirely certain that the money from the sale of Venezuelan oil has been deposited in the U.S. Treasury as opposed to some Qatari slush fund controlled by POTUS?

Most prescient, clear/eyed work of writing I’ve read on reorg.

Read it.

Then act.

“Call your senators. Call your representative. Not next week or later. Now.

Tell them this is not a reorganization — it’s the destruction of a federal agency by executive fiat and that Congress must intervene.”

Happy Easter from your future therapist.

One does not take enough meth for 30 men to "avoid dying." They neglect to mention that the 250 mile ski tour only took him one hour. 😀

C'était incroyable! Bravo!