rip dick cheney, you wouldve loved the illegal war in south america we’re about to start

A&M having an ad about standing up for something after the president fired professors for acknowledging trans people exist and still getting forced out for not having enough zeal while doing it feels like irony

Chatgpt ad on a YouTube video

Sponsorship synergy

It's like an extension of SAS never watching the games he talks about since Kimmel's comments weren't even about Kirk. This whole controversy feels like half the country getting pissed about a headline and not reading the article

He's another transplant trying his hardest to make sure the state regresses in every way possible

"So our local children's hospital recently redecorated but I'm not sure they really thought things out" Over an image of a red trail intended to look like fun for children but is instead highly resembling a blood trail.

color theory

I like Pittsburgh because it's huge but empty and has a dinosaur

His whole persona being that he was dumb enough to be in the tea party movement somehow means he should be an influential voice because he's wrong about everything

Gonna see how bad I muffin top now that I'm in my mid 30s

puro

“My favorite drink is Sangria”

A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.

Uni :3

one last thing, you know a band is so completely itself that you read these lyrics and a.) think about what an incredible song it is, and b.) laugh because they're beyond self-parody

When I met elderly neighbor who was walking his dog off leash and it started barking at me, the first thing he said to me was that his wife was a bitch like his dog

baseball starting pitchers are evolving further and further toward gangly 6'8" teenagers who optimize their frame to throw 103 for 2 seasons before all their ligaments explode so you gotta hold onto every crafty 30-something you get who looks like any other guy you'd see eating lunch at burger king

It's the perfect movie to see when you're 18 and then never watch again

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

Its nice the kids get to experience their own 2003 style build-up to an unjust war like we did.

Please feel free to cite the Deep Magic to me! I was there when it was written so I love talking about it :)

the virgin strikeouts + elbow soreness vs the chad innings eater meme but i've made it about coffee machines. probably totally impenetrable unless you like and have all the exact same cultural touchpoints as me

been thinking about this all day. just something to consider

Pride flag now 'proudly flying' over San Antonio City Hall Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.

Conservative commenters claimed the city's display of the flag is 'intolerant' of straight people.

Puro

holy shit dude, you're opening an upscale sports bar in a redeveloped industrial neighborhood? your menu's going to include shareables and bowls with irreverent pop culture references? you're going to partner with casual pickup leagues to host cornhole tourneys?? bro you're gonna be a millionaire!!

Teri Goodson followed you

Oh no

Buffalo are a threatened species, please show them respect

*Come Together Voice*

He fuck, custom sofa
he kill, holy father
He get, mocked in Greenland
he is, owned on Twitter

He was, picked so no one would kill the prez
What the fuck is up with the shape of his head?

Come together, right now, blame JD