There's plenty of gratuitous shots of shirtless men hauling haybales in slow mo

"[So and so - corn and soy farmer]"

Me: "This is America, is there any other kind?"

I always get this twang of guilt from calling off work

But then my body is like "[smack] get your ass back in bed"

My cat is gonna be so sad when I go back to work tomorrow

There's a show on the TV at the bar called "Farmer needs a wife" and all these lady contestants are supposed to be mid 20s but look older than me???

Is life as a rich white girl really that stressful?

Also all these farmer dudes look like gay porn stars, ngl

Thanks!

Thankfully I don't get sick very often, this time kinda kicked my ass tho, not gonna lie

Wizards of the Coast is officially changing the name of Magic: the Gathering to Blorbo Wars

Yes! Those shoulders!! 😍

Dammit, I just wanna stock shelves, not hawk shitty credit cards

I'm finally feeling "human" again after being sick for nearly a week

Trimmed my bush and pits and side-shave, had a nice shower, did my makeup just for a walk around the block to get a little fresh air and exercise

It's nice to be in the land of the living again

I love seeing fursuits with locs worn by beautiful black nerds who love anthropomorphic animals like me. so cool....

Which is ironic because I also liked to play Alien for the C64 in a darkened room and give myself the creeps from the sound design alone

I wasn't allowed to play Mario 3 for a long time because I had nightmares about the little candle flames that follow you when you're not looking

And that goddamn sun in the desert levels

A juvenile possum eating snacks out of a "Melvin the possum" teal mug

THE MOST IMPORTANT IMAGE OF ALL TIME

When Michael Sinterniklaas pops up in an anime dub

both the thing Senor Cardgage would be eating and what he would call it

Was that the one that Monomer did the soundtrack for?

"Hairballs, eh? Well help work them out of ya :3 "

I love how cats will be like

"Ah, I see you are feeling unwell

Allow me to help by sitting on you"

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

daydream of a guy who is a master of the hurdy-gurdy, joyfully playing it daily for the duration of his life to the adoration of his many loved ones. in the next life he feels the same compulsion to music but you don’t happen across a hurdy-gurdy anymore and every instrument feels wrong in his hands

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I'm excited it's getting warm enough to sleep with the windows open

Less excited to remember that I apparently have allergies now

Or maybe I'm just getting sick

This could be a cool event for variety streamers to do, like "sort your steam games by date acquired, every day play one of the oldest ones you've never touched"

People diving into their steam backlogs like "holy fuck, I got this 15 years ago and *now* I'm actually playing it"

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

gonna convert all wages into ground-beef/hr from now on

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

I've been listening to Tom Waits for 40 years and I don't think I've ever heard him genuinely angry until now

“Teen birth rates have crashed 81%” presented as a bad thing

I'll check this out, and issue an apology to Fred Durst on behalf of my dirt bag teenage self

Right! I remember the whole "teen pregnancy crisis"

"A generation of babies raising babies / welfare queens / dropout rates" kind of discussions

Of course the conservative response was to double down on "abstinence only" education and scare tactics about STIs

I still think Limp Bizkit sucks, mind

But it's kinda neat that Durst turned out to be not nearly as conservative as I would have thought