“And now for my next act…”

So @coreyptownsend.bsky.social said I been eating salads a lot lately.

Well, yes

The K-Pop girls are storming

Mayhem!

If I’m not snatched this summer, somebody getting sued

Major congrats to Lencia Kebede, the first Black Elphaba on Broadway! 👑✨💚 #Wicked

After finally seeing Wicked on Broadway, I need part 2 of the movie now more than EVER!

People who can make the gym in the morning are undercover superheroes, I know it

If I cut you off it just means I care

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My job just gave us Friday off

Not me liking the gym again.

I feel bad for Ariana she got shut out at the Grammys and the Oscars. They did not see it for mamas this year

And it’s coming in HOT

Right because “they” neverrrr wanna talk about it 😂

The fact that I’m excited for a salad.

I keep coming back like a revolving door

When I tell you I screamedddd during the messy lady dinner conversation on #WhiteLotus this week!

Well yes

Going to see Wicked on Broadway for the first time! 😍💚💖

Okay, Anora was fucking great.

Let me see what Anora talking bout…

You right. I’m tripping, he on his way home, he just texted me

Wait, they go togetha fr?!

Like I might as well just not eat

Doing no alcohol AND no sugar? I think I’d die.

You know work busy when you find yourself checking your PTO balance mid-day

My friends gonna be mad when I don’t wanna be outside no more

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I’m lawyered up

Me everyday since trying to eat healthy:

Oh lawd Harlem! When there’s Chipotle, there’s gentrification afoot.