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When you get yourself cast as a Top for a puppy-play scene in a major media production, that's a coincidence.

When you do it twice in six months, either you or your agent are probably doing it intentionally...

This is a US Konami employee asking for Bemani players to take a survey. National/international tournaments with official e-amuse support mentioning The Big Deal, Ohio DDR, and Project Storm are specifically mentioned on the survey. Survey link in comments.

x.com/KwangJaeLee/...

Would you like to turn Sticky Keys on?

What the world, I quit the game less than a year ago and it managed to give me a song I don’t know….

Text Reads: Some people have it figured out. They know from early on that their assigned gender at birth doesn't mesh with who they are inside. For a lot of genderqueer people, it wasn't so simple

Text Reads "I'm not trans! I'm totally fine with being my AGAB" "I mean SURE, if there was a..." Special Switch Ancient Scroll Magic Potion Gender Switching Eldritch Entity "I'd totally swap, but it's not like I'm uncomfortable how I am"

Text reads: Maybe I'd just prefer to be a man... woman...

#TDoV #FurryArt 1/4
Huge thanks to @northwynd.bsky.social for commissioning this piece. It really means a lot to me❤️

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

I already did Ramona Flowers for Halloween about 15 years ago, so when we get this group together for the Evil Exes, do I dress up as Roxy Richter or Knives Chau?

A Buc-ee's billboard, reading "I'm alone there now... in our 'special place' waiting for you..." an excerpt of Mary's letter from Silent Hill 2

Mr sato’s makeup looks horribly uneven, who the hell did that

hi does anyone have access to pop'n and a spare eamuse who can log in on my account to claim the DDR crossover unlocks before the event ends this weekend

ask them what they think about Oasis

ITS NOT FUNNY JAWWWWN

I appreciate that people still read my nonsense; I will eventually get back to posting my ass in (or not in) miniskirts again.

I feel quite strongly that the world has kind of won in pushing me out of places, and over the winter I didn't want to participate in much of anything.

fuck this nanny-state puritan horseshit that's creeping in everywhere

My favorite way to practice kanji

HAPPY ZERO TIME DILEMMA DAY

hope you have enjoyed your seven hours of ass-play

well what do you know mikelovesrobots.substack.com/p/wheres-the...

Whyyyyy~

How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful....

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

I love that show! Also screw James Corden.

Look up what the Wolf used to wear in the original version for some laughs.

It’s a safety concern; that’s always been an anti-collusion safety mechanism and if modern sites won’t provide it then they’re effectively just saying ‘trust me bruh’ and that’s horseshit

sad to see Catherine O'Hara has died, as reported this morning. I'm asking all my friends to join me in a celebratory Day-O in her memory.

‘Songs not to get married to’ is a fantastic title for a mix

This trope that’s popping up in modern thriller and dark-romance books about ‘I am worried I don’t turn out like my multiple-felon father, who was arrested long ago’ is REALLY not my favorite, to be honest.

Especially when I mostly read thrillers and my partner listens to Dark-Romance audiobooks.

Several other people have also made the same comment under the same circumstance. I guess it wasn’t a joke >.>

My body is a machine that turns sugary soda into kink scenes.

After this awful weather clears, it’s long past time I really sell out properly.
I’m starting a new series where I prompt an AI to construct a BDSM scene and then my top tries to follow its nonsensical and unappealing script.
It’ll triple my OF views overnight, I’m sure of it.

/obv not serious