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Posts by John Greenfield

The Reginos are the old Italian couple who review every post on bluesky before it's federated. They are part of the core infrastructure driving AT Protocol

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you better shut your neurodivergent ass up before i start rubbing two styrofoam cups together

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Seed β€” Misha Horacek

For context: mishahoracek.com/seed#seed-ba...

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A photo of two women lying on the forest floor, wearing headdresses in the style of high priestesses each with a single breast in the centre of the headdresses. They are eating (?) small fruit or seeds. There are leaf (?) shaped dishes in the foreground with food (?) in them.

A photo of two women lying on the forest floor, wearing headdresses in the style of high priestesses each with a single breast in the centre of the headdresses. They are eating (?) small fruit or seeds. There are leaf (?) shaped dishes in the foreground with food (?) in them.

Maybe my favourite

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One of the many questions I had! No idea why the article used that picture, but it was from an art project from a few years ago.

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A screenshot of an article in a news feed. The headline reads "Ancient town near Eryri rated Europe's best 'under the radar' winter destination".
The featured image shows two women on all fours moving along a fallen tree in a forest. They are wearing red and white flowing dresses and each woman is wearing distinct but elaborate headdresses in the style of a high priestess with what appears to be a large breast in the centre of the headdresses.

A screenshot of an article in a news feed. The headline reads "Ancient town near Eryri rated Europe's best 'under the radar' winter destination". The featured image shows two women on all fours moving along a fallen tree in a forest. They are wearing red and white flowing dresses and each woman is wearing distinct but elaborate headdresses in the style of a high priestess with what appears to be a large breast in the centre of the headdresses.

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Every time they look at each other and walk away, it had me in stitches

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A sign saying "Are your children playing with Lucifer's Testicles? Learn the truth about easter eggs"

A sign saying "Are your children playing with Lucifer's Testicles? Learn the truth about easter eggs"

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A low-resolution image of a sunset over a lake with the text:
"Have a panic attack. You've earned it."

A low-resolution image of a sunset over a lake with the text: "Have a panic attack. You've earned it."

Saturday is treat day ☺️

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Same energy as "Not Financial Advice" when giving blatant financial advice

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I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.

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Romeo update:
He tried greeting his reflection, got annoyed and attacked his feet, then walked off. Successful adventure

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The one in Australia who keeps signing up to smoothie bar newsletters really annoys me

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I've had variations on this problem for years now. There's a John Greenfield in Florida who keeps signing up for dodgy dating sites, one in South Africa who keeps missing rent payments and another one in Essex.
Eventually you've gotta have some fun with it.

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A selfie with a cockatiel on one shoulder, and a young cockatiel on my head

A selfie with a cockatiel on one shoulder, and a young cockatiel on my head

Hanging out with the boys.
Cookie is a little unsure about the scraggly little baby. Romeo thinks Cookie is the coolest thing he has ever seen.

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Finally got some new glasses, but if I look down at all the damned things just fall off my face

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Smiling Friends fan art. Charlie giving Glep a low taper fade

Smiling Friends fan art. Charlie giving Glep a low taper fade

Thank you for being a friend

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Game Maker's Toolkit β€’ Home @gamemakerstk
Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
6:20 AM β€’ 2016-06-12

Game Maker's Toolkit β€’ Home @gamemakerstk Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly 6:20 AM β€’ 2016-06-12

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seeing people actually installing linux this week after getting sick of big tech's perversion of the computer is unironically giving me hope. we can live in harmony with the computer when we don't let parasites in big tech put their evil sludge in it

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The Nonceler has been freedom mogged

(Andrew has been arrested)

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Viagra Boys - You N33d Me Listen to You N33d Me on TIDAL

viagra boys are so cool i can’t get over this song, does not fee like it came out in 2025

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πŸ˜‚ I've been laughing solid for like 10 mins.
I Assume for greater bAss

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A phone screenshot from Vinted of a Lily Allen West End Girl Novelty Blue Polka Dot Butt Plug USB drive

A phone screenshot from Vinted of a Lily Allen West End Girl Novelty Blue Polka Dot Butt Plug USB drive

What's wrong babe? I thought you liked Lily Allen

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I have the new albums from both Puscifer and Joji to listen to this weekend, looking forward to it

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A photo of a young cockatiel sat on a metal bowl in a cage

A photo of a young cockatiel sat on a metal bowl in a cage

Meet the newest member of the flock: Romeo

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I'm just a lowly peasant, but I can see a flaw in Musk's latest plans of data centres in space. Space isn't cold, it's a vacuum. Think thermos flasks.
Not even mentioning radiation and bit flipping.

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Has anyone ever thought much about how you stand in the shower is a bit like you've been caught by the Blair Witch?

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