Free him

The nice thing about having a -36 run differential is your star closer can be injured and not much will change

PACK YOUR BAGS GRANDMA YOU’RE UP

lol

I want to look at birds, who wants to buy me some binoculars

The thing about pinch hitting Bohm for Marsh with bases loaded and 2 outs is that you can’t ground into a double play. Topper masterclass

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

Bohm needs to get gone. Get Sosa up there rest of season

if you were the chatter who gave me a blowjob on the northernlion supercruise PLEASE dm me i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES

northernlion cruise son or coheed and cambria cruise daughter

Fat

When the Phillies hit home runs I’m not mad at them

One Piece being so long has led to people finding slander posts about it that are nearly two decades old.

One of the coolest things I’ve seen in my lifetime. Do more

Bohm never getting that cleanup hitter spot back

The Phillies can actually score points!

Foto de um avião SAAB 2000, uma aeronave turboélice de porte grande, em solo, inclinada sobre umas pedras, quase caindo de bico em um lago ou riacho ou qualquer corpo hídrico do tipo.

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I've been saying this!

I don’t love the jersey (it’s still pretty nice) but I need that hat.

Phillies doo doo

The Phillies are miserable to watch on offense.

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Easter egg

Gawrsh

Nice of the Phillies to pop off before I’m done work