Here here

That’s Christopher Reeves

I make almost that much washing dishes in Illinois.

The world will.

That’ll wake you up! (A wasp in the window)

I’m such a baby. And baby is sick. Waa

I like that nobody ever once showed him the screenshot

It seems the ddos is over?

>:)

lol your mom

Fuckin scrolling

He got a nose bleed?

If someone /makes/ you cum, that’s rape.

It’s fer lovers

Oh that’s good

Hehe you know who I do t hear a lot from these days hehe destiny hehe

In these times, on a microblogging site, you better learn the definition of micro.

This is a turbulent priest style death threat.

That’s right

Also 30% of the country owns 100% of the guns

Man when I was 19 I was having shots and reading novels with 900+ pages. What happened to me.

I grew up learning it’s fun to annoy the piss out of the people I live around because the people I live around are almost entirely all maga types.
This does not translate over to being friends with people from liberal neighborhoods.

Maaaaaaan I just started drinking. What am I supposed to do now? Read!?

Oh man Bluesky is about to get a lot quieter for me.

Shaq bio lizard is real

there’s only like 20 people to play with and you have to set up a time to play over discord. And they’re all killers

I played this game in the 90s called sanctum. It was really cool and the community was nice and I was 14. You can sorta still play it. Some guy owns the whole thing and you can get every card for like $150 but

Call me the bellwether

I’m gonna sit in this big comfy chair, drink this beer, and hope the beer isn’t what made my intestines PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE ATLEAST I KNOW IM FREE-zing itself all over me

It ain’t bad