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Posts by Matt Leys
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And the Lord saw that the museum goers had grown arrogant, and godless, and so he beckoned to Benugo and said unto to him: “ye shall go down upon the museum goers and provide them bad wine, so that they will pray to me for better”.
Very well upholstered.
Nice deep cushions.
Let's plump you up.
I'll make you an offer.
You'll have to ask the sexy lady.
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Have you considered heroin?
Oh yeah you have to turn it upside down for that
That's okay x
This is every graph of the last 20 years
Hahaha
It's like Wonk Glasto. Probably the biggest thing ever if you're in the middle of it. The rest of us not so much.
I'm sticking to being a sexy man from now on.
How lovely and fabulous.
Horrible flashbacks to people carrying out citizens arrests on Tony Blair
Let us salute the rogue genius of Desmond Morris, ape-watcher and last of the Surrealists, gone at 98. Here he is, less than 2 years ago, with his Man Ray tribute work - the photographic lips are those of Diana Dors, whom he dated in the 40s when she was still Diana Fluck.
Odd looking duck
“Hold the fort” youtu.be/hVqPTJfZ7tI?...
Le Garcon. The power to make customers feel like dirt on his shoe.
Lighting a Gauloise and tightening his cape.
The only one I will accept
NEW: Nigel Farage says X is now becoming “a very unpleasant place” due to a rise racist accounts and content Reform leader says that many of his ethnic minority candidates are experiencing huge levels of abuse
BRB, just telling my stockbroker to go big on Hot-Dog man memes
I'm sorry but the phrase 'French superhero drama' is sending me
Go and stand in the corner.
A tenner! Crikey
‘She’d been drinking with Julie Walters. I heard a crash’: Victoria Wood’s genius – by her friends, fans and actors
I saw a load when I was looking for some NBs a while ago. Someone else said influencers buy them as props.