Fixed it for him

There was another chemistry teacher, Father Byrne, known as “third degree” he didn’t teach me though

Our chemistry teacher was Father Thompson, nickname: Tommy Gun owing to his outrageously unpredictable and violent temper

@wulfhelm.bsky.social shitbirdphoto love from “The Manc” your Grace

@wulfhelm.bsky.social shitbirdphoto love from “The Manc” your Grace

Update:
Now in hotel bar, 2 pints in, no table for dinner til 2045, ffs. Still holding my own

Daughter’s running the Manc Marathon again, I’ve spent the afternoon in a mental pub with her boyfriend, front rower, great lad. We’re 5 pints in, at a brew pub. Currently holding my own but ffs.

Listen to this morning’s episode of Open Country on R4, a proper, insightful peak into deer stalking and management. Mercifully short of mawkish sentiment.
Top marks

It’s back!

Hold on there, I thought that earlier you rounded the Cape of Good Hope singled handed, whilst pissed, watching Netflix and whistling Dixie, how did you forget the pasta?

On the ferry earlier today there was a lady (fairly elderly) chatting to a ChatGPT friend, conversing, like it was a real person, loudly. I found it disturbing and rather sad

Way to go BAM✌️

Sweeney & Todd

Last Christmas, at the Morrisons, they were promoting a nativity set of 7 Samurai. The Akira Kurosawa collection, they were miniatures. you might get one on eBay. They’d fit on you mantle piece I reckon

On your Lidl Plus card you get a free Shogun once you’ve spent £40 apparently

To be expected tbh, however you’ll never get a two for one Samurai deal at M&S, just saying.

I am here

Complete and utter cult

Saw there was part time Samurai position at the Aldi. Prob gone by now

The only reason I don’t wear my hood up inside is that it doesn’t fit over my baseball cap when worn back to front.. I’m 65 dude.

They had souls? Who knew?

We don’t have DoorDash in the UK. It brings to mind that “gotta make it to the toilet” feeling during a bout of food poisoning

Woke speed limits? Way to go Kem, ya turnip

Badenoch is not a friend of anyone.

Convo with Ma in law at a pub in Gorey:
Her..You’re an only child.
Me.. No, I have a brother and sister, my sister’s sensible, my brother’s a bit crazy.
H.. Like your mother. How is your mother?
M..She’s dead
H..Probably for the best.
Her filters have well and truly failed, it’s pretty hilarious

Celebratory dance in Hungary

Just checked the skip in the village hall car park. Orban’s in it, lol

I’m exhausted. Up at 0415 today, stalked for 5 hours, been digging the garden all day since. Up at 0530 tomorrow for a ferry to Jersey to visit the Ma in law in the care home, oof.