"🎶I am the very model of a trained exsanguinarian
🎶My friendships they are legion though my manners are contrarian
🎶I also am augmented in a manner biological
🎶From fontanelle to cuboid bone with metal astronomical"

I feel like when he fathers children by having sex they tend to end up as boys, but when he turns people into vampires and calls them his children he tends to choose girls.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Most of my bad dreams feature me being back in the Marines. I left the Corps 20 years ago and I'm hoping they stop eventually.

Jubilee sitting on a couch and saying that she's doing her best.

I gotta say Jubilee.

I wonder if Spawn's cloak and Doctor Strange's cloak would be friends.

I'm personally against FISA, but this is one of those times where I'm almost as annoyed by the process as by the policy. A functional congress would have just renewed or allowed to expire. 10-day extensions are a clown show.

Trump is basically a sloppy pile of entrails and various priests are trying to interpret him.

“Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

Luke was trained by Yoda and Obi-wan, and they taught him exactly what a Jedi is supposed to do when things go wrong: become a hermit on an out of the way planet and sulk about it for a couple of decades.

It's like they've spent their entire lives playing a video game with all the cheats turned on and they have no idea what to do once the cheats are turned off and their actions have actual consequences.

I used to play it a lot, but I stopped about 25 years ago and now the cards I see online confuse me and I have no idea where the story has gone.

Also, all the Primarchs I've encountered so far have been really stupid and bad at their jobs. Like, really bad. Like, it's a good thing the Emperor apparently gave them all psychic charisma auras because wow, these guys are just the worst.

I started out reading novels set in the "modern" era, so I thought that the Imperium was the way it is because of 10,000 years of hopeless war. Then I started reading the Horus Heresy series and realized that no, the Imperium has always just sucked.

If you can see Hope, Hope can see you. If you can't see hope, you may be only seconds from GAH!

So, what he's saying is that he wants every criminal in the country to gather at The White House? Is this how we get the Legion of Doom?

Yeah, I think she was being generous. He knew what he was doing.

Kon-El: Batman made murder plans for every member of the Justice League. Did you do that for Young Justice? Tim Drake: Nah, I figure if I need to kill you all I’ll just put poison in our fridge and label it “Tim’s poison do not eat.”

Oh. Oh no. I never thought about it before and have never read them fighting, but in the past Magneto has demonstrated control over the entire electromagnetic spectrum, so given Monica's power set this might be the worst possible match-up for her.

Sure, God says stuff like don't lie, don't covet, don't steal, and don't kill, but then he follows it up with stuff like "Okay, that awesome land I promised you actually belongs to someone else so I'm going to need you the kill them all and take it for yourself."

None of my coworkers have talked about this war. None of my family have talked about this war. I don't watch the news. I don't drive so I don't buy gas. If I didn't log in to Bluesky I wouldn't even have known it happened.

Left for day shift, no one allowed to use mops without team leader or manager permission.

I have no idea what is supposed to be going on here. Did he discover the forbidden melody that summons a rain of french fries?

When I dream of teeth it's usually that I'm growing too many too quickly and I have to keep spitting out the ones I have to make room for new ones so there's just this constant stream of teeth pouring out of my mouth.

I want to guess that removing the impurities from a person would be lethal in some horrifying and unexpected way.

There was a spin off (heh) involving them doing that to the Top (Flash Enemy) and then the Top doing it to other villains. Now it's starting to wear off, and the Flash doesn't know which of his "reformed" friends and allies are suddenly going to go rogue again.

Well, for me checking my notifications is about a daily thing and it will be like "Okay, 3 people liked my posts and 2 new bots are following me. Good day."
I'm mostly here to read.

I imagine it's for the cool cape effect.

"Yet they shamelessly cheat widows out of their property and then pretend to be pious by making long prayers in public. Because of this, they will be severely punished.”