not as funny as you are!

hiiiii

i want you

i didn’t, outside of a few bruises. it happens. i’m fine.

[ eddie did, in fact, do good. she’s got this big crooked grin on her face. ]

you’re real strong — did i hurt you at all? i know it was hard to get me up.

[ she was expecting to just take her hands. she does everything in her power to take as much weight off of eddie as possible, leveraging herself as she can. color her surprised and impressed. ]

oh! thank you, baby. you’re my hero.

yeah, that’d be really great. i’d owe ya one.

[ holding her arms out. ]

. . . maybe.

you will never believe where i am right now

it’s frustration. she is in a hole. at least there’s balance.

she’s been screaming and wailing for about thirty minutes now.

i have to go to california. and i have to look that man in the EYES.

i almost went to jail

gone……….

fifteen cigarettes ……

‘course. just sayin’ what i know.

[ crooked grin, reaching out. a hand reaches out to touch her arms. god, she’s visibly impressed. small squeeze to her bicep. ]

glad you don’t mind. makes me a bit jealous, if i’m honest.

[ light chuckle slips. ]

( really? * ) think i’ve heard of ya, actually. color me impressed.

nice to put a face to a name.

. . . can i feel your arms? if that’s not weird, i mean. you can say no, i won’t be offended.

you look like it. like, you look strong!

uh, anya. what about you?

yeah. i don’t wanna do that.

we should punch people.

i have a normal relationship with my ex husband

. . . plotted to uh, take out kimball and was ready to carry out the plans.

yay! what are we doing!

okay wait actually i may join

I AM NOT GIVING HIM THE SATISFACTION.

i guess.

but i am STILL A MILF.

i don’t have my daughter because my ex-husband ACCUSED ME OF AN ACT OF TERRORISM.

am i nothing to you people

i tried.

[ she really did. bright grin plastered across her face. she’s proud of herself, if nothing else, although she wishes she had done something more elaborate. ]

i’m glad you do! i just . . . y’know, wanted to show i appreciated you and how you save me and . . . all that.

:3