I’m deep cleaning right now and the amount of hookah tips that I have found is ridiculous 😭😭😭😭

Remember: Chuck Schumer said we couldn’t risk a government shutdown because that would allow Trump and Musk to shutter government offices and fire staff at will.

So we kept the government open in exchange for nothing.

And now this is happening.

*Turns your amp up*

Meal prepped baked oats for tomorrow and Wednesday. They’re so good

Reminder!

Hillary Clinton is NOT a good person just because she is not Orange Man.

She’s a war criminal and a terrible excuse for a human being. Please stop falling for this shit; it’s embarrassing.

Two photos: One shows Zelenskyy in a black quarter zip at the White House meeting, the other shows Elon Musk in a black graphic t-shirt, black topcoat, and black ball cap, also meeting with the Trump cabinet.

One reason why I think respectability is stupid is because it's often used as a mask. Such judgements are rarely about the clothes themselves, but more often about the bodies beneath them. To wit, no one raised an issue when Elon wore a graphic t-shirt and ball cap to meet the Trump cabinet.

Mark Zuckerberg in a hoodie.

Trayvon Martin in a hoodie.

Just look at how we view hoodies. On Mark Zuckerberg, the hoodie is a symbol of whiz kid meritocracy breaking norms and developing the New Economy. On people like Trayvon Martin, the hoodie is sometimes seen as proof of criminality. Again, it's about the bodies beneath the clothes.

Life became a lot easier when I realized literally the only goals for a gym day should be arriving and starting. Anything after that is extra.

You went. You can have a bad gym day sometimes. Everyday is a step closer to your goals

I need a few days off. I am so mentally drained from work it’s not even funny

BREAKING: Mexican President Sheinbaum argues that if cartels are deemed terrorist orgs, then the suppliers of weapons—over 74% of which come FROM the U.S.—should ALSO face accountability for enabling terrorism.

As a result, Mexico is expanding its lawsuit targeting U.S gun manufacturers. 🇲🇽

It was a lie...like...lmao..

Sesame Street flows into MLK Boulevard, you know....

Ahhh Big Sean. The genius you were

They say I’m too fake

Fuck it I’m paid.

ROME (AP) — Vatican says Pope Francis in critical condition, suffered a long asthmatic respiratory crisis in the morning.

?!?!?!?!

I haven’t been here to read my man’s timeline in a while. Let me see what he got going on

"we arrested the guy with a palestinian flag, gonna try to figure out later what crime it was" really does nail something

And it’s important I let yall know this because not *every* single thing this man does and wears is to spite Drake and acting like it is actually diminishes who he is as a person.

Lmfao it’s just a logo for his art collective pglang. The a is stylized to symbolize the “art” in pglang. The little boy + girl lifting the a = collaboration. Got nothing to do with “a minor” like folks are insinuating lol it’s always been one of the pglang logos

BREAKING: Nearly 2 Million Baked Goods Sold at Dunkin’ Recalled Over Listeria Contamination Risk – FDA

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The Arena yellin A-minor. alsdkfjasfjhogidjflkasjdlkjasdfjasflajsd

Stay in Australia, beige boy. Your visa has been revoked.

Serena c walking on Drake’s gave just made me so happy. She deserves.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

FUCK YOUR LAWSUIT WHEELCHAIR JIMMY

YouTube should allow us to put a video on repeat

The thirstiness on this app gives me the ick so bad lmao

Shordie Shordie makes music sound so romantic 😭😭 I be listening thinking it’s a love song whole time he’s singing about a drive by omg

Studies show that cats can understand commands; they just choose not to follow them.

Happy Purrsday from the Queen of Selective Hearing. 💚😹