I wasn’t nominated for two awards.

I won two.

It’s just a matter of what ones. O.o

I present at a research conference for undergrads today. Of course I changed outfits immediately before leaving and have on two very different socks.

It’s gonna be a day

No thank you! They have a whole island on this planet they can go there.

Oh beware, my lord, of jealousy. It is a green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.

Poor girl was fighting for her life and did not miss a line

Bet he has powerful feelings about Sesame Street too.

Talk about *looking* for a reason to get angry.

My advisor says my paper is looking good. I present at a research conference on Friday and none of my "real" shoes will work with the issues I have had with my leg since shingles.

It's a bang up week over here. I swear I find ways to fail.

I want a press credential just so I can follow him around asking, with the utmost seriousness, "Where's the penis, Robert?"

"Where's the penis now, Robert?"

That this exists...

And amusing!

The little buttholes he adds to all his cartoons kills me

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me.
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Spay or neuter your Mr Blobbys.

The artist who made this is hilarious: www.instagram.com/p/DVwAXVLjhV...

I want to hug the HECK out of that Pikachu

RIGHT?! Same thing here! BUT, I figured out today that he thought his teachers emailed home about it.

They used to, but this year they have not. Now one of them knows he is SUPER interested and will forward the info.

My son is quite cross that I did not know it was Spirit Week at school, and that I was unaware of what each day was for said week.

Sir the world is burning I have a lot to keep up with.

(I got the schedule from his teacher, all is well)

With all each of them has been through they are uniquely equipped to be each other's finest supports when they allow it to happen (as seen here) and what a beautiful thing that is. This is so beautiful.

Thank you! Now to get the rest of the systems behaving well!

Crazy, right?! And I still got a 4.0 that semester. What the fuck lol

I was sick for decades before it got severe enough for someone to go “that’s not right” - I thought this was just how things should be!

I wish I could make it easier

My hair grows. My nails are long and not paper thin. I have color in my skin. I do not fall asleep simply existing because I am so fatigued I can barely move.

Is everything perfect? No. Is it getting better? Yes.

I am a lucky one. I was able to get the care I needed. This needs to be universal.

April 14, 2025 I became a spayed female.

A full yeeterus, though I got to keep some accessories, and mild home renovations while they were in there. I was diagnosed with endometriosis and adenomyosis.

They almost killed me. Surgery saved me.

Now my body works a little better.

I think it has submitted for now… maybe

It has been 0 days since PowerPoint has made me cry

Cat seems shocked by this news, but what part of that is shocking to them they refuse to say. They refer any questions to their team.

That face! Oh what a sweet friend. I am so sorry for such a sudden loss.

Oh man, wait until he hears about JESUS.

I am a car crash in terms of formatting, always.

I compile the sources as I use them via a web extension, then go back and tidy them up and create the Works Cited from there. It usually works alright.

I have NoodleTools and Scribbr! I do not really like NoodleTools but Scribbr has been a godsend or I would simply not get citations done