Not a paladin?

Thank you!

Image of Jellyfish with accompanying headline, "Cannibal jellyfish with a disappearing anus are terrorizing Venice"

New Call of Cthulhu adventure plot just dropped

They know what they did.

This is just Jack in the Dare asking for a ninja katana and an uzi ground up.

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST WINTER STORM, REMEMBER FOUR TIPS: 1. FILL UP YOUR TUB AND/OR POTS WITH WATER FOR YOUR TOILET. 2. DO NOT USE PROPANE HEATERS INDOORS. THE FUMES KILL. 3. EVERYONE STAYING IN ONE ROOM CONSOLIDATES WARMTH. 4. THE NORWEGIAN CAMP DIDN'T DESTROY ITSELF. ONE OF YOU IS THE THING.

Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.

Oh gods. I think I know the Punky episode.

It's proper for citizens to be very disturbed and disheartened when the secret police is abducting people off the street and the president is threatening to shut down elections

Trump is clearly not well.

At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.

Half of horror is modern tech.

Happy Thanksgiving

Philip K. Dick took 40 amphetamine pills a day and they named a writing award after him

Single panel from the 'Dark Dungeons' Chick Tract with the word bubbles changed. A woman holds a phone to the side as she speaks behind her. Dialogue reads: "Some old gamers say that because the Satanic Panic didn’t affect them in the ‘80s that it didn’t exist and people are making it all up to give Christians a bad name." A woman at a table behind her, playing D&D replies, "Given all the evidence and personal stories of the time, it takes a real delusional fuckwit to claim that."

The number of dudes saying they grew up playing D&D in the 1980s Bible Belt and say the Satanic Panic never happened and is a myth made up by anti-Christians is striking.
Just Blocked my third.
My patience with delusional fuckwits is zero and I'm not giving them a platform for their stupidity.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

For The Emperor!

Traveler, star wars, mutants and masterminds, a home brew 5e setting

I'm an ENNIE Award Finalist (and you can help) YouTube video by Seth Skorkowsky

Ennie Award voting is now open
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Man, remember back when movies who made badguys that were not-so-thinly-veiled Fascist governments with an army of masked and faceless goons was eye-rollingly cheesy?

I mean, c'mon, that's SO unrealistic - them being physically fit and having actual uniforms, I mean

That was awful. I approve.

Secrets of the Ancients: Ch8. In The Emperor's Name - RPG Review YouTube video by Seth Skorkowsky

Part 8 of my monster overview review campaign diary for Secrets of the Ancients is now live.
I this episode, the Travellers find themselves in a secret Imperial prison and need to escape to save the galaxy.
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youtu.be/SFuyvYU4Y64

This heat is getting really bad already.

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

Extra flexibility while being sassy?

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Feels like a David lynch bit.

If you get this, I can live with it.
I CAN live with it.