4:22 make a wish

four twenty ? oh like french counting ?

lmfao every five years with the smart glasses shit

a full english breakfast sounds all good until you realize that it doesn’t even come with a burrito.

Krashout Patel

are you telling me this scallion pan cake

it's wild that we have a fascist president currently invading multiple countries for no good reason and he's also a huge advocate of ibogaine

screenshot showing logan paul as a linkedin connection

sometimes if you send a celeb a random connection request on linkedin bc you find it funny they'll actually accept it but then you have to live with the consequences of your actions

it's a glorified search engine and the only 'intelligence' an llm has is that google is so broken at this point sometimes an llm is actually better at finding what you're looking for. stupid timeline.

i'm willing to trade my logan paul connection for a mike tyson connection like they're pokemon cards

screenshot showing logan paul as a linkedin connection

sometimes if you send a celeb a random connection request on linkedin bc you find it funny they'll actually accept it but then you have to live with the consequences of your actions

get realllllly into jojo's bizarre adventure

why can't this social network stay online for more than 5 mins

reading is good actually

call bluesky my dick the way it can’t stay up for more than a few minutes at a time

if the webzone is down how can I make jokes on the webzone about the webzone being down? this is intolerable

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

my favorite nietzsche quote of all time was when he skeeted “bluesky is dead. bluesky remains dead and we have killed it.”

*finds a tick sucking my blood*
I still got it

who unplugged the bsky servers

i’ll have you know that daisy-chained extension cord was structural

The cheat from homestar runner next to a light switch with a rave stick near the no loafing sign. Having a rave about the system being down

THE SYSTEM
IS DOWN

THE SYSTEM

IS DOWN

the best dinosaur is clearly Iguanodon, because of all the dinosaurs it most resembled a middle-aged Sicilian-American dock-worker with a switchblade

…gdi alber

who unplugged the bsky servers

i’ll have you know that daisy-chained extension cord was structural

#⏰🐘🧵

ok yeah this app's instability when by most metrics it's barely growing is really weird

Katelyn, it’s so so hard going through something like this. sending you all the good vibes rn.

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Love seeing conservatives argue for separation between church and state but only when religious doctrine conflicts with blowing people up