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For a break from the rodentia dementia, a #ravedj #mashup that was rattling around my head until I gave it an outlet.
rave.dj/50muXX9q4b5dqw
#Beck #BeckHansen x #SesameStreet = "Amigo And Gravy"
A pretty damn big rat outside of my bathroom.
A pretty damn big rat slightly closer to my vantage.
I had a reasonably quiet day, had a drink with coworkers, came home, chatted with my folks...
...and then this bastard broke in: now I don't know how I'm getting to sleep tonight. He keeps getting closer to my bedroom/the studio. I've alerted the landlady, but action won't be until til daylight.
A little midnight mischief for writers… ✍️✨
Owl Eyes Only is now open—writing prompts, craft insights, and cozy behind-the-scenes notes await.
Join the party here 👉 ko-fi.com/nightowlfreelance... always room for one more writer! ☕️
#WritingPrompts #WriterLife #AuthorCommunity #Kofi
Three vinyl stickers and one pin. The first sticker is styled on the “Now that’s what I call Music” CDs of the ‘90s and says “Now That’s What I Call a Trauma Response.” Next to it is a shield-shaped pin that says “No Secret Police,” with the letters “No” and “ICE” in blue while the other letters are white. Next, below the first sticker, is one that says “Chinga la Migra” in rainbow colors. Finally, a black and white circular sticker has the text “What’s more punk than the public library” around a book with a rose on the cover.
Visited a few Grand Rapids-area bookstores today, made a couple additions to my collections of stickers and pins. Thanks @bettiespages.bsky.social and Books & Mortar! #indiebookstores #stickers #library
A white picket fence with a small historic plaque that reads “In 1832 on this spot Nothing Happened”
Not suspicious at all. More quirky plaques,please.
Here's a lovely photo of my fabric art creation, the tiny witch homunculus. She's a little green humanoid with large twinkly red eyes and a tiny frown. She doesn't have any clothes to speak of. She's sitting on a small cookie of sliced wood. She's holding a little stick wrapped with rainbow thread with a green stone on the end. There's a little broom standing upright beside her. On the other side is a green, yellow, and blue striped sock. In the background is a beautiful Monet painting fabric.
Here's the witch homunculus in a Monet-inspired pocket dimension, using her magic to add another stripe to one of my socks. She still won't explain to me why she mildly transmogrifies one of my socks every night.
Get in the muppet Shinji!
One actor is human everyone else is muppets - but it's a live action Evangelion movie. Rachel Weisz plays EVA-01 and everyone else is a muppet
Soooo many cool kickstarters happening right now, please hire me so I can keep backing them 😁
Also If you are thinking of doing a KS and might benefit from an editor or extra nerdy writer's help please reach out, I'm open to giving discounts for extra cool indie projects right now!
penzerker.com
Rent payment
$365/$900
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Share and contribute any amount you can 🙏🏻💔😢
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#HelpSky #SignalBoost #MABoost #MutualAid #mutualaidrequest #fundsky #crowdfund #HelpFolksLive2026 #transcrowdfund #MutualAidBoost
Shelby Criswell’s cover for BUSINESS AS USUAL
Jude Doyle’s quote
Mattie Lubchansky’s quote
BUSINESS AS USUAL has 24 hours left and about $700 to its goal
our social satire comic about a crew of dissidents attempting to free the detainees from america’s first off-the-grid ice detention center is 100% finished and ready for your eyes!!
secure a copy here:
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NOOOOOO Only WE get to CHEAAAAT
Nooooot FAAAAAAIR
lol suck my ass, NYT, you fucking rag.
surely someone can spare 30 bucks?
or 2 ppl with 15 bucks?
or 3 people with 10 bucks?
or 6 people with 5 bucks?
or 15 people with 2 bucks?
or 30 people with 1 buck?
it all adds up! it all helps!
🔗 - cash.app/$Ma24Kingz
🔗 - paypal.me/4Kingzz
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With the VA yes vote, Democrats will emerge with +1 House seat in the redistricting wars Trump kicked off last summer. They are very, very likely to win back the House in November
I lost my job in January and I need help with bills/food while I look for a new job.
Prospects are grim, my situation is urgent and I don't want to lose my car or my apartment.
If you want to help directly:
My Vėnmø is @MelxRedgrave
My cäshvpp is $duckybank
Thank you.
gofund.me/9879b91bf
Today on my Patreon, Mothman shared some more etiquette advice. I also posted about my efforts to befriend more birds.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Here’s some content
Juno brought you some content
I want you to know
Even when I’m crying and stressed out and worried about everything i love you and
Here is some content
Juno brought you some coktent and you oughta know
why are some images coming up blank on here?
Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.
For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.
We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
CC KKKARMA
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE ANY MORON MAGAT MF
And their assets seized
The entire Epstein regime needs to go to prison for life
i’ve been offline for days and i’ve still nothing in me. i’m sorry.
just back to give myself a share if anyone sees and can share this too please. i need help generally with all sorts of essentials for me and the cats.
i’m disabled and mostly homebound. my disability support is still in review.
Photo of Heba inside a destroyed building, with rubble in the background.
Selfie of Heba, backlit.
Photo of a feverish child, eyes closed with a kerchief on his forehand.
Selfie of Heba surrounded with her two sons: she's serious, they're smiling.
I am from Gaza, where survival is a daily struggle 💔 My children go to bed hungry, and I cannot provide basic needs. Fear surrounds us every moment. Please help us with any donation 🙏 Your support, even small, can save my family and give us hope again.
gofund.me/c3bf6fb78
19 days in now. I haven't been able to post as much lately, but I still have these needs.
I received a rejection today. I got into my own head because it was the first proper opinion I got based on evidence review. but I have a more promising person to review in several weeks.
gofund.me/0de3a8305
Pink and purple flowers with a pink pearl heart in the center. Inside the heart, yellow text says “Daily Indigenous Mutual Aid Thread.”
April 21st
RULES:
INDIGENOUS, Afro Indigenous and reconnecting people in need
You can share friends’ posts
Graphic media must be posted as graphic
Reconnecting Indigenous’ ppl welcome
You can post more than once
Share others in thread
No flashing gifs
medical professionals don’t even understand that chronic means chronic. like yes these symptoms are daily, they are every day, they are for years, they are for life. but they just cannot imagine it so they think we are lying. i wish we were believed. i don’t have the strength to fight you.
I'm broke & need to replenish some household stuff like TP, trash bags, cleaning things -- oh, also need to, like, eat tonight?
100 total should work for all.
#MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #BIPOCMA 💸💕
www.paypal.me/longbongsilver
Cash.app/longbongsilver
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I can’t even hang clothes to dry because it’s fucking raining all week and we have no blankets and no towels bc the laundry is so backed up PLEASE HELP PLEASE