A SKLETEN WHOSE HIGHER THEN A FUCKEN MOUNTAIN HOLDIN A BIG JOINT "ITS 420 TIME TO GO TO THE SPENSARY THAT LOOKS LIKE A THERAPISTS OFFICE AND GIVE A GUY WITH AMUSTACHE 62 BUCK'S " - SAY WHAT U WILL ABOUT TURNING A BUNCH OF PLANT'S INTO A NEW KIND OF STORE WHERE THEY PUT A BUCH OF HEXAGONS ON THE WALL EVERYWHERE FOR NO REASON BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO "A GUYS HOUSE" AND WATCH JEPARDY WITH HIM , I HATE COPORATIONS BUT I CANT BE WATCHING THIS MUCH JEPARDY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

[youth pastor voice, bloodshot eyes]

you know who else blazed it up with his buddies?

No "case of the Mondays" here! It's a gorgeous day in the Salish Sea and we're off to find some whales! 😎🐳

📷: Prince of Whales Whale Watching

What’s next:

got a free trial of LinkedIn Premium which offers the service of an AI telling me I am a weak match for employment in general

You don’t have to watch him. You can go outside and watch the rain, or read a book, or snuggle with your dog. You do not have to watch him lie.

A butthole logo and then Claude

This book is my fiftieth-birthday present to myself. I feel as though I am crossing the spine of a roof-having ascended one slope. I am programmed at fifty to perform childishly—to insult "The Star-Spangled Banner," to scrawl pictures of a Nazi flag and an asshole and a lot of other things with a felt-tipped pen. To give an idea of the maturity of my illustrations for this book, here is my picture of an asshole: * I think I am trying to clear my head of all the junk in there—the assholes, the flags, the underpants. Yes-there is a picture in this book of underpants. I'm throwing out characters from my other books, too. I'm not going to put on any more puppet shows. I think I am trying to make my head as empty as it was when I was born onto this damaged planet fifty years ago.

The Claude logo is just the Kurt Vonnegut butthole doodle

No one can stop the United States government from continually wreaking havoc on the globe except for us. We need to urgently organize against this criminal imperialism. We can’t keep letting this continue.

This is a remarkably honest window into his soul. This could be the voiceover narration script for the biopic.

Pam Bondi still has to testify, under oath, in front of the Oversight Committee regarding the Epstein Files. This does not get her out of that bipartisan, lawful subpoena.

We will see her soon.

He’s making a compelling case for a return to my childhood faith.

Wam Bam Thank U Pam (free headline idea)

This is NOT what I signed up for

Just want to tell a story about the day I was proudest of Kat's campaign, and why I'm so excited she's quadrupling down on it.

One day when she was running, a potential constituent reached out to her. She needed baby formula with a specific protein in it ASAP, but she could no longer afford it.

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YOU 🫵 are personally responsible for every flaw in the democratic coalition

Were people clamoring for this?

A SKEALATIN WHOSE DEMOSTRATING DA REALISTIC GRAPHIC'S OF A MODERN SYSTEM "OUTTA MY WAY I NEED TO SOLVE A PROBLEM THAT DOSENT EXIST, CAUSING SEVERAL MORE PROBLEMS ALONG THE WAY" WELL IT SOUNDS BAD WHEN I WRITE IT OUT THAT WAY ,,,,, DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MOVE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

A SKELETEIN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER "THE ONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " - YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME THAT A PROGRAM THAT BOILS SMALL TOWNS IN ORDER TO ASSEMBLE MEANINGLESS ENGLISH LANGUAGE SENTENCES IN A STATISTICAL MANNER VOID OF MEANING IS "INTELLIGENT" ANY MORE THAN MY FUCKEN APPLE 2 WAS INTELIGENT WHEN I LOADED UP ELIZA AND IT RESPONDED TO ME USING QUESTIONS MIXED WITH FRAGMENTS OF WHAT I TYPED TO IT EARLIER , HUMANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK BUT ONE THING YOU CAN GUARANTEE FOR SURE IS THAT COMPUTERS WILL ALWAYS BE DUMBER, WE SHOULD ALL FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF KURT RUSSEL IN DA MOVIE "THE THING" AND DESTROY EVERY COMPUTER WHO THINKS THERE BETTER THAN HUMANS, IF THE VENTURE CAPTALISTS LIKE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THEY CAN PUT THE DATA CENTERS AT THERE HOUSE AND TALK TO IT ALL DAY AND WE CAN SEIZE THERE WEALTH WHILE THERE BUSY GETTING COMPLIMENTED BY THERE PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN

An original iPod!

Found this magical thing in one of my boxes yesterday. Somehow I still had a FireWire charger and it still works! I have no idea how to get music onto it though so I’m stuck with music from over 20 years ago.

If the stakes weren't so high and the human toll wasn't so awful, it would be genuinely very funny how little of a shit Trump gives about any part of his job that isn't renovations or rigging elections. The most obviously checked out dude in history.

image of an older white guy flipping off the camera. text over him says YES I WOULD LIKE ONE BEER PLEASE APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT I WIOULD LIKE TWO BEERS PLEASE

Never forget what they took from us

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

It's actually still 2026

Vawentines IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGETHAH TODAY”

Happy Vawentines to all who celebrate!

What if this is like the Cracker Barrel thing where they announced something they weren't actually committed to just to garner interest

they should give seattle their basketball team back now