Tumblr apparently rolled back the changes bc we hate it this much
OK I guess it is released from leechblock jail
For now

All the indie authors who use AI for their covers because “what am I supposed to do, I can’t afford an artist” would probably have a melt down if artists did paintings and had AI write books to go with the paintings.

Anyway, shout out to indie authors who have really bad photoshop covers.

Saw a wiggling live sand dollar on reddit

First thought :are sand dollars edible

I wonder if famines leave an ancestral memory

(apparently they are served as sushi)

Tumblr is making change™️ and nobody likes it
Meanwhile I don't even know how to italicize in this app. If pillowfort could scale I'd be there 🛌

1000 钧 / jun is apparently about the weight of a schoolbus

so if someone (let's say Zhang Mu of Yingnu) was hitting something with 千鈞之勢 it's like they dropped a schoolbus on them #chinese

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

The word boner used to mean mistake. The 40s were great for words like that - give a guy a good lickin used to mean punching him in the face.

#Nekoatsume screenshot of one cat looking at another cat's bum

#Nekoatsume2

Who Are The Real "Groomers"? - SOME MORE NEWS Hi. In today's episode, we analyze the accusation that THE LEFT is grooming children by injecting gender ideology into schools and putting disgusting things ...

This is important. Everyone should watch this.

Who are the real “groomers”, Some More News

https://youtu.be/6wHva3JXPh0

Well the first bg was made in Canada and I'm sure you all know how Canadian literature feels about bears

Keanu reeves

GOP: We protect kids

Ban child labor?
GOP No

Ban child marriages?
GOP No

Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No

Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No

How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch

two screenshots from the infamous Community darkest timeline meme, with the first image of Troy Barnes (played by Donald Glover) holding a stack of pizza boxes and entering a room and the second image is of the room on fire and everything is in chaos except instead of Troy Barnes holding the pizzas it is ur fren darth the red panda

me returning to social media after taking a four day holiday break from social media:

Vaguely menacing looking orange cat

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissent on the affirmative action ruling is 🔥🔥🔥

Why isn’t this front page news??
Not sure if you can expand this photo, but the CDC acknowledges that 1 out of 5 adults who’ve contracted COVID has developed one of these health issues linked to their infection.

Physical evidence or it didn't happen

I took my book out for a little photoshoot. Look how sexy these pictures turned out ✨

In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.

Woke is the default position like I don't know how to tell u this but basic decency and respect for bodily autonomy isn't controversial

It's already got a bunch of rules in it to disallow hateful stuff (u can't make chatgpt generate something in the voice of Alex Jones for example) so wow they're slow??

Gishgallop: a rhetorical technique in which a person in a debate attempts to overwhelm their opponent by providing an excessive number of arguments with no regard for the accuracy or strength of those arguments. (Wikipedia)

This is why you shouldn't try to debate with antivaxxers.

Kiss me goodbye ~~~ I'm defying gravity ~~~~

a cat lying with his back legs totally flat but his face looking VERY murdery

[sploots threateningly]

light brown rabbit yawning

black rabbit yawning

beige rabbit yawning

beige rabbit yawning

Girls don't like boys, girls like when rabbits yawn & look like they are yelling.

Best parallel I can think of is if we tried to invade Canada because we thought Vancouver was basically ours, the entire US military got tied up in the forest, then Blackwater turned on us and started heading towards DC overnight, except Blackwater was financed by Rachael Ray.

a thought as i write english danmei: In Chinese there are self-referring pronouns for every role, but only one verbal pronoun for everyone/everything else; the female written form of "ta" did not come into widespread usage until the 1920's -- when the Chinese also adapted a western style of dress.