Had an apartment inspection today. My little guy was brave and didn’t hide his diapers. Proud of my lil stinker!

(Did put away the sex toys however.)

Shame he doesn’t always smell as cute as he looks.

Pray for me.

Welp, one set of bedsheets going in the trash.

The kid will twist himself into a pretzel in bed, so he can stay under the bedsheets and (try) avoid leaking, rather than just getting up for 5 minutes so I can change his bottom. 🙄

Bro’s

Furless.

Hey @northshoreabdl.bsky.social you can hire me whenever you’re ready

The only hole-in-one the kid got on our day out was in his pants. 🙄

Finally have a guest bed. 😉

Open for business.

I know Winter’s approaching when I come home to a half asleep fox.

Sucker.

My fiancé had a cock. Now my little trooper has a weewee.

As Daddy, I have to set an example and recognise when I’m at fault. I’ll admit I haven’t been as firm as I should be about the rule that someone always carries a cuddle buddy with them, no buts. Let’s be better. 👍

He used to, or at least let me know he’s about to. Nowadays I have to rely on my nose. Assuming I don’t catch him in the act first.

His peejay’s are straining.

Quickest way I’ve found to shut down an argument with @gosupermarcus.bsky.social and me is to just start repeating the things he says to me when he’s in horny mode. Works every time, he’s gone in seconds.

It’s a cheap move, but it’s all in the name of harmony.

How we roll in this house. :)

I had to change gloves. Unprecedented.