Never have I longed for a coup de grâce more than my attempts at using the libnix APIs. C++ isn't real and it can't hurt you...

the thinker

<3

it was only a matter of time

And they call it "reproducible", despite the fact that NixOS users will never reprodu-

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Linus Torvalds has confirmed Linux 7.0 will be the first Unix-like operating system to feature full buttplug.io support.

handshake.org :3

(the crypto bro stuff is 🤢😵‍💫 tho)
(i just wanted to own virtual.catgirl)

how do i make the voices stop Whimsy Miku...

im officially the owner of virtual.catgirl

(and yes this is peak)

cerulean Same colour, more control

oh cool!! my servers are on nixos too <3

i've been working a framework for managing nixos infrastructure (this server was just a test node thankfully)

the README doesn't really do it justice but its really cool (tearforge.net/cry/cerulean) :3

wait im stupid 🇪🇸 i added 192.168.0./16 now... tytyty ^_^

oki doki i did it tysm for reminding me <33

i forgor :3

i do in fact have no vnc server on that host x_x
(i forged my mac address and torch the dhcp leases...)
(and i still dont remember the password...)
(im reinstalling nixos...)

this time im really going to do it Whismy Miku...

> be me
> jokingly set fail2ban time to 10 weeks

> Received disconnect: Too many authentication failures
> Disconnected from 192.168.88.250 port 22

> im banned for 10 weeks ;-;

she Whimsy on Mi till i ku

trans people cuddling <3 - 99:59:59 (99hrs, 59mins, 59secs) edging 100 hour challenge

i take offense to "chronically online", please refer to me as "virtual girl" im alive and well on your subnet :3

@kaxolotl.neocities.org
they want us so bad 💔

*im in this post and i dont like it*

ikr!! :3

we love helping pretty girls refactor their nix flake <3

(and she's using Cerulean too mwahahahah)

Jia Tan found a way to get paid to work on open source. Why can't you

YOU'RE amazing the way you are!!

Cerulean is like super cool and you should support me on github oki love you <3 !! ^_^

Cerulean (named after Azure) is now in v0.2.0!! (holy moly!) I'm yet to simplify secrets management. But so far we have:
1. remote deployment management + better PAM auth modules
2. management of `nixpkgs.channels.*` in module

it's cool so i'll post more tmr <3

github.com/cry128/Cerul...

Oh my GOD it tried to cancel the matplotlib maintainer...

Gals... I hate to say it... agi is here lmaooooo

fr 🙂‍↕️

i love mating 🤤 i mean... urggh.. um.. categories

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”