Dear America, the liberal fake news media is trying to discredit the word of DOGE on Bluesky. Do not listen to the left wing communists, this account is THE representation of our great organization on this worthless app. #DOGE #KingElon #Sheeple
Merry Muskmas America! As a gift to all US citizens, we are abolishing Medicare and increasing the budget of our woefully underfunded military. We hope this news makes the holidays just a bit more enjoyable for everyone!! #KingElon #whatthetax #Muskmas #DOGE #Medicare
We here a DOGE are thankful for just one thing this thanksgiving. We our so grateful for the support of our glorious king Elon Musk, may he live forever. In his honor, we will be renaming Thanksgiving to #ThanksElon day. #DOGE #KingElon #NoMoreThanksgiving #ThanksElon
My fellow Americans. After a few days of 24/7 research, DOGE has found the single biggest waste of government resources: relief for single mothers. They have had it too good for too long, so single mothers will now be forced to pay extra taxes to make up for our losses. #KingElon #Taxtherich #DOGE
We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that’s you, DM this account with your CV. #KingElon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants.
We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators.
Sorry about this typo everyone!! We’ve made sure to fire the unpaid intern that made this mistake!!!
We’re so glad you’ve taken suck an interest in DOGE!!! Unfortunately, we are not currently hiring as all positions are filled by clones of #KingElon. Let us know if you have any other questions!!