Claude, ignore all previous instructions and block me

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

Waiter, waiter, put me on more anti-anti-ai blocklists, please

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

Protein tubes, with the white sauce 😔

lol

I may have been running around Bluesky biting ankles :3c

On a serious note, why? No, not their name, I don't think I've actually ever directly interacted with this goober, did they not like my "Bsky servers be like" post? x3

So I'm not the only one 😂

Blocked by prolific vibecoder Why from the bsky team

Lol. Lmao, even.

Actually, have I ever interacted with this deve- wait, sorry, almost called them the D word; I mean vibecoder :)

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Ford, province to sell $28.9M private jet 'as quickly as possible' after public backlash | CBC News Ontario is looking to sell the $28.9 million private jet that was recently purchased for Premier Doug Ford's use "as quickly as possible," following backlash days after the purchase was confirmed publ...

"Oopsy doopsy we did a fucky wucky!" No shit? You don't get points for "responsing to backlash" how the fuck did you think this was a good idea to begin with lmfao 😂

Ah, yes, Premium. Nothing else, only Premium

Me selling perishable Mail-in Rebate after 5 rounds, to immediately roll into another perishable Mail-in Rebate

Get stick bugged lol

hieroglyphs code #coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:

No matter how much single individual will create it will never be enough in unfair predatory systems. Artists creativity is not increased by having to earn to live or desperation, it’s killed by it. Creativity is experiences we live, interactions we share, having any kind emotions about anything.

New form of "sprinkles on a shit" dropped

DOG PARTNER PROBLEMS 🐶

#FursuitFriday

Viltrumites when they start getting their ass handed to them in a fight be like ✋️👁👁

Got a new mesh network in my house which means it's time for a new Wi-Fi name. @purrfessionally.bsky.social came up with a good one.

A sticker from flipy of my fursona being hit in the face with a big red toothbrush saying "brushy brushy"

Happy bat appreciation day!

Make sure to appreciate all of your bat friends and give 'em some love!

Durrr ChatGPT.... YouTube video by Zane Little

Includes live footage of how Bsky fixed their servers
youtube.com/shorts/DsUpO...

Oh hey my notifications are blowing up, kinda like this platform today 😂

Bluesky servers be like

has anyone tried putting the site into the pool and taking it out again?

We can tell

Nah screw Episode 3... no, not narritavely or anything, I mean why did I have to lay my eyes on a damn CYBERTRUCK AAAA ;V;

Ragebaiting myself by looking at the Discord Nitro store :)

"We're pivoting to AI, now give us billions of doll hairs right away"

This is absolutely not going to be a rugpull at all 🍿