It’s 4:20. Time to download the Animal Crossing Pocket Guide and get weird about furniture inventory.

MIL was concerned that the chaplain was plotting something, so she insisted I dial her office number. After talking for 10 minutes in private she seems satisfied that neighbors just want to be neighborly. I hope this social worker knows about the powerful combo that is dementia and paranoia.

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A black cat named Luna rests by the red garden fence amongst brown oak leaves.

A gopher-proof green metal cage sticks out of the red clay. A little popsicle stick sticks out with the label BROC.

View from the garden bench. Seedling trays labeled with blue clothespins sit next to muddy gardening gloves. A small maple stands next to a gravel path and sun-drenched bushes.

Another thunderstorm approaches! Luna, MIL and I do final checks our little garden. 🌱

Dreaming about vegan snickerdoodles to serve on Tuesday nom nom 🤤

Meeting with a social worker on Tuesday to assess MIL, but without her knowledge. The excuse will be that I wanted the chaplain to invite someone from the hospital to visit us for chai, since MIL and I can’t drive the 40 minutes to get to town. Hmm.

a man in a pink shirt singing into a microphone on a stage Alt: A man in a pink shirt and spiked black hair singing into a microphone on stage, wiggling his hips in a circle.

Today I learned that Chi (secret Turkish name Çihanğir) meows at the same frequency as Mindless Self Indulgence frontman Jimmy Urine. Their falsettos are identical.

hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently

Three people have had to remind me today that it doesn’t matter if I can’t clean every cat vomit in the house because of pain. I appreciate their realism… and I got most of them. It’s just a never ending supply of day old cat food cans, and subsequent Olaf the Vom-hog type incidents.

A white-fronted tabby lounging on the long lens of a camouflage-wrapped Nikon camera.

Complementary Olaf photo 📸

Today objectives are:
1. Clean SIL’s bed of Olaf vomit
2. Vacuum all floors
3&4. Clean both bathrooms
5. Incorporate MIL into these tasks, without getting angry at her short attention span.

She really wants her daughter to get here, and has been more open about needing my memory as back-up.

chelsea manning looking fly as hell in a nice suit being perp walked by a dipshit party city looking nypd cop named "anger"

yesterday in NYC, jewish voice for peace organized a protest against arms sale to israel. 90 people got detained after a traffic sit in held right in front of chuck schumer's office.

as usual, chelsea manning has the coolest perp walk photos. cop's name is "anger" lmfao.

Tulip Day next Sunday!
🌲 🤧 🌷 ⛪️ 🐐 🐓 🪿 🦃 🦌 🌳
Sister-in-law is visiting, and then returning to temporary housing in New Jersey.

Kitchen staff do not mask, and Blondie isn’t getting Covid vaccine boosters anymore. Ugh! But our risk of infection has gone down drastically since we moved to a single family unit.

As charged quartz and Swamiji photos protect MIL, so too will I use methods to calm my immune system #NEIS

There is a concurrent art show in the Ananda village gallery. All the art last year was of swamis and Master (James Walters) Kriyananda, either literally or symbolically. These same six people are in every Ananda home as photos or art already! They make art for only themselves!

The tulip festival finishes this week, and it seems the rain isn’t slowing some people down. Mom wants me to take photos, but Blondie doesn’t want to be around tourists anymore than he has to. He already interacts with visitors who volunteer at the kitchen, and he’s trying to protect his mom.

We stole yer thunder ⚡️

My hamstrings hurt like a mutherfucker, so I will take a day of rest and collect spoons. Olaf is already by the wood stove, he’s got his day planned.

Yesterday was a flurry of activity as Blondie and I filled 4 grow bags and a raised planter with soil, compost, and potato eyes 🥔 👁️ I also got my three yellow onions directly in the ground, the greens are what I hope to eat. We’ll wait until after the thunderstorms to plant carrots and peppers 🌶️ 🥕

We filled out the paperwork, and were told there is no reporting as to what we do with it. Maybe someone else can take MIL to a horse ranch so her son and I can be alone together! Privacy is precious.

A robot octopus talking to a water polo duck in the brick-lined town square in the video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Cephalobot: I’ve been looking for a name for my upcoming line of fragrances, and “FOUL!!!” Is PERFECT.

Scoot: But… but I really like FOUL!!!. Can my left biceps and your smells BOTH be called “FOUL!!!”?

Cephalobot: How’s this… I’ll take exclusive rights to “FOUL!!!,” but license it out to you for your biceps.

Cephalobot: You call your biceps “FOUL!!!!” all you like, but you pay me royalties when you flex! Deal, FOUL!!!!?

Getting good results from the Mad Libs that is Animal Crossing dialogue.

A squirrel with a blue helmet, speaking to a man in yellow and black spandex and red zap helmet, on beachfront of an island. Agent S: You’re from Dägerland? I’ve totes heard of somebody très cool who’s from there.

#16 Agent S! Dream team, assemble! Destroy all octopi 🐙 ☠️

#9 Goldie, you are a classic but too Normie for this island.

The elevator pitch for my ACNH island is “District Nine but octopus aliens are moving into the Olympic Village.”
Dägerland Octopic Games

Nana the incredibly unfit has moved away, time for the villager lottery.

#1 Sherb, you know me buddy. You’ve been to the Dägerland hotel twice, you helped mix all that plaster while wearing a hard hat. And yet you’ve just met me again? Damn. No invite for you.

It is meant for Blondie and I to take a sweet vacay, but I think I would get more value out of a fan in our warm, attic-y bedroom. Keeping MIL warm and Blondie and I cool simultaneously is difficult when MIL is always cold. She wore a heavy wool coat to Easter Brunch outdoors.

The Alzheimer’s outreach program of our local hospital is giving us a stipend, for doing the unpaid work of helping an elder who refuses to follow doctor’s orders. Yaay

We had olive and feta frittata with roasted veggies and salad. And the Easter Bunny gave me fruit gummies so I feel special ❤️🐰 Way better gift than that stupid wand Zipper gave me today.

And a Happy Easter to you and all who celebrate chocolate.

That’s excellent to read. My partner doesn’t write down recipe changes, but I can try some low FODMaP effort posts next week.